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No Wonder We Could Get Tickets
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Right Now All My Money Is In Poker
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I Wish There Was A Way To Get Out Of The City
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I Don't Want My Grandchildren Growing
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I Love These Quiet Evenings At Home Battling
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I'm Going Across The Street For A Sandwich
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I Love The Way You Make Those Yams. You'll
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New Yorker November 17th, 1997
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You Know, You Can Do This Just As Easily Online
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Well, J.b., We're Not A Successful Internet
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New Yorker October 24th, 2005
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Wow - The House I Was Using As A Hideout
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This Is Really Putting A Crimp In My Plan To Live
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I Shop To Forget What I Bought Last Year
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You'll Be A Perfect Addition To Our Expendable
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New Yorker May 22nd, 2000
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We're Giving Up For The Holidays
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There You Are!
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New Yorker September 23rd, 1996
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O.k., Which Cup Is Your Job Under Now?
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You May Be In Love
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The Guy At The Other End Of The Bar Would Like
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Don't Be Too Upset. If We Were Meant
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I Try To Eat Right
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Do You Have Any Bedtime Stories That Aren't
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I'm Told The Omelettes Here Have A Broader
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Next Vacation
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I Love It When Something Has Many Uses
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I'm Shopping My Prison Video
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He Looks Just The Way He Did In Life
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Maybe Nobody Goes To Your Web Site Because It's
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She Asked For A Divorce
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I Just Don't Feel Right Unless I Get My Normal
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The Guy In The Cubicle Next To Yours Wants
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Your Honor, All This Pretrial Publicity Has Made
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I'm Looking For A Fragrance I Can Wear When
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It Means Taking A Healthy Pay Cut
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Most Of My Consumerism Is Self-taught
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I'd Like To Dedicate This Next Song To All Those
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I'm So Glad You Decided To Participate
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When You're Through With That
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I Have The Kids Friday
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You'll Enjoy The Way These Interact
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I Think We Should Start Making Commitments
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Executive At His Desk Sitting In An Electric
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We're Waiting For The Land To Slide
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I Already Assisted With Your Birth - What
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Will You Only Promise The Children Toys That
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I Love The Sense Of Danger That Comes
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You Can't Blame Everything On Being Home-schooled
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Call My Attorney And Ask Him If He Remembers That
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If We're Going To Continue Ignoring Each Other
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I've Been Selected To Pay Another Electricity
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I Don't See Myself Bringing Children Into A World
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Ever Since I Gave Up Coffee I Feel A Lot Less
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They're Doing Wonderful Things With Food I Hate
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If I Had Known I Was Going To Meet Somebody Like
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Do You Want A Clean One?
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