Salamlier -- A Waiter Slices Salami For Two
Farley Katz
Meat-related Events
Roz Chast
A Turkey With Its Head Against A Tree Stump
Zachary Kanin
Some Witches Are Vegan
Karen Sneider
Surely You Didn't Believe What You Read
Lee Lorenz
Someplace Off The Beaten Path
David Sipress
What, No Veggies?
Bill Woodman
Dorothy, Could You Come Here A Minute?
James Stevenson
Who Wants A Little Treat Tartare?
Jack Ziegler
If Anyone Asks
Peter C. Vey
A Pig Is Hooked Up To An Iv Shaped Like Sausages
Trevor Hoey
A Waiter Speaks To Two Chefs In A Kitchen Who
Tom Cheney
He was sent here from the future to terminate me
Joe Dator
Two Farm Works Are Speaking To Each Other Next
Joe Dator
And then they literally have a parade
Trevor Spaulding
My Doctor Says You Should Be Drawing More Fruits
Peter C. Vey
Mystery Meat on Sale
Peter C Vey
That's Pork - The Meat Of The Pig. It Makes An
David Sipress
I'm In The Mood For Meat
Edward Koren
My ultimate goal is to buy it by the pound
Peter C Vey
Choice Hellhole
Roz Chast
The Improbable Burger
Roz Chast
No More Carbohydrates
Edward Koren
The Next Cronut
Emily Flake
Mom And Dad Recipe Corner
Roz Chast
Please Call Me Back
Zachary Kanin
It's Only The Ericksons
Jack Ziegler
I Try To Eat Right
Peter C. Vey
A Butcher Addresses A Man Sitting At A Dinner
Christopher Weyant
New Yorker January 23rd, 1943
Alain
New Yorker April 3rd, 1943
Richard Taylor
You Tell Me If The Roast Beef Is Fresh
Harry Bliss
New Yorker July 25th, 1994
Edward Frascino
Can You Wrap It As A Gift?
Alain
And A Hef Pond Good Sirloin For My Boy
Sydney Hoff
No, Madam, It's Not Our Special For Today. It's
Gardner Rea
Well, Good Luck, Herman!
Sydney Hoff
New Yorker September 23rd, 1944
Alan Dunn
We Feel Very Fortunate That Any Fowl At All Came
Robert J. Day
New Yorker August 14th, 1943
Leonard Dove
New Yorker July 17th, 1943
Otto Soglow
Forty-?ve Cents A Pound - As Is
George Price
I Think This May Be An Appropriate Moment To Say
Edward Koren
A Woman In A Butcher Shop Stares At A Gigantic
Tom Cheney
Sausage Factory
Joe Dator
Nobody Said The Cowbell Industry Was Humane
Farley Katz
New Yorker May 18th, 2009
Jack Ziegler
The Troublemaker
Roz Chast
If You Must Know - Pizza
Charles Barsotti
We're Looking For Something That's Also Edible
Chon Day
I Bet You Think You're Dreaming
Frank Beaven
It Seems To Have Gone Downhill Terribly - Last
Helen E. Hokinson
Well, What'll We Do Today?
Roberta Macdonald
Mr. Tarpy! The T-bone Steak - It's Gone!
Chon Day
Ham hock season
Joe Dator
I Don't Know
David Sipress
Eureka! Beefsteak!
George Price
New Yorker February 26th, 1944
Garrett Price
Did You Have An Appointment?
Chon Day
I'm Sorry, Mr. Groff, But My Family Has Come
Robert J. Day
You're Thinking Of A Different Cut
Sydney Hoff
Your Being A Vegetarian Certainly Takes A Load
Richard Decker
Steady, Sir! There's No Cause For Alarm
Peter Arno
Heirloom Hot Dogs
Roz Chast
Nutritional support animal
John Klossner
One Man's Meat Is Another Man's Poetry... - Two
Jack Ziegler
I'm A Vegetarian Who Eats Meat
Bruce Eric Kaplan
Our Specials Tonight Are Baked Meat Loaf
Henry Martin
Its Dna Is Consistent With Meat Loaf
Frank Cotham