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French Army Knife
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The Holy Trinity
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The Last Thanksgiving
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Two Polar Bears Eat Spaghetti And Meatballs. One
Benjamin Schwartz
So this is where the magic happens
Robert Weber
I Love It. Who Did It?
Charles Barsotti
It's Free But They Sell Your Information
Joe Dator
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George Booth
Little Girl Handing A Little Boy A Sandwich
Tom Cheney
Entering Vermont
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Well, There's Your Problem Right There - You Need
Harry Bliss
Cilantro ruins everything
Benjamin Schwartz
First Cats To Be Domesticated
Carolita Johnson
Of course I love you more than cheese
Amy Hwang
A Greasy Plate Of Pancakes
Farley Katz
New Yorker September 22nd, 2008
Joe Dator
A Genie Has Emerged From A Genie Lamp
Trevor Hoey
In A Baker's Kitchen
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I Said, 'fetch Chardonnay,' Not 'riesling.'
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1960s Food Pyramid
Farley Katz
Save Some For Mommy
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Two Women Speak In A Restaurant
Emily Flake
A Woman With Her Arms Crossed Addresses
David Sipress
A Young Boy Complains About What's For Dinner
Harry Bliss
Invited To A Cookout
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Please Run Down To The Shopping Center
George Booth
A La Carte -- Therapy Where A Placard Lists
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A Father, Son, And Dog All Worry At The Sight
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The Crab Bisque
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On My Way Home Today On The Bus
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Not Guilty, Your Honor, The Menu Clearly Says
Charles Barsotti
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A Dog Lies On The Bed In A Psychiatrist's Office
Robert Leighton
The Phrase You're Groping For Is 'thank You.'
Lee Lorenz
A Scruffy-looking Man Crawls Through The Desert
Jack Ziegler
In A Diner, A Man Holding A Hamburger Speaks
Frank Cotham
New Yorker March 21st, 2005
Michael Crawford
O. K. - So We'll Call It Beef Rachmaninoff
Tom Cheney
Deus Ex Caffeina
Roz Chast
A Bartender Serves Two Martinis
Edward Koren
Everything That Was Bad For You Is Now Good
Charles Sauers
I'm A Gladiator
Michael Maslin
Why? Did You Want One?
Christopher Weyant
Guilty! Twelve Months In Provence
Arnie Levin
Godzilla Meets Mozzarella
Tom Cheney
The King Can Do No Wrong
Charles Barsotti
Factory Second Food
Roz Chast
I ate all that salad for nothing
Lila Ash
A Bobbing Duck Toy Is Dipping Its Beak
Paul Noth
Dog In Front Of An Open Refrigerator
Michael Crawford
A Woman Describes Her Tuna Casserole
Roz Chast
Have you tried icing it
Tom Cheney
A Husband Helps In The Kitchen As His Wife
Kim Warp
You Fermented Everything?
Liza Donnelly
A Man Operating A Food Truck Speaks To A Customer
David Sipress
That Good Bagel Place
Joe Dator
Vegetables for Thanksgiving Stuffing
Romulo Yanes
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Charles Barsotti
Two Grannies Smoke And Drink At A Bar
Paul Noth
Three Baby Birds In A Nest Talk To A Grown Bird
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Two Lions Sit Conversing
Michael Shaw
Thanksgiving Aliens
Andy Dubbin
The Artichoke Gives Me All The Energy I Need
Al Ross
Woman Talking To Another Woman In Front
David Sipress