Can I Bring You Something Else To Complain About?
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Biggers, Two More Luau Sizzlers For Annie
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A Mother Brings Her Son Into A Room Labeled
Amy Hwang
Do You Promise To Maintain Strict Waiter-patron
Mike Twohy
Fresh Sprinkles For Your Ice Cream?
Sidney Harris
A subway service sign lists reasons for planned train outages.
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O.k., Everybody. Stand Back! Let It Breathe
John O'Brien
Journal entry six Morale is low
Ellis Rosen
I See Myself Going Into Some Form Of Public
Robert Weber
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Pia Guerra
24 Hour Roadside Tuba Service
Michael Maslin
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Kim Warp
We Want Organic
Edward Koren
'you Rang?'
Bruce Eric Kaplan
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William Hamilton
You Can't Get Decent Help These Days
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Robert Weber
Of Course That's Only An Estimate. The Actual
Sydney Hoff
This Is Actually Quite Good. Remember The First
Michael Crawford
Under The Circumstances
Glen Baxter
That Metallic Grinding Means Her Throwout
George Booth
A Secret Service Agent Speaks To Two Children Who
Paul Noth
Secret Service Attempting to Protect the President from Himself
Brendan Loper
A Customer Service Representative Speaks To A Man
Barbara Smaller
What's The Specialty Here?
Peter Arno
All Orders For Ethnic Dishes Are Sent
Mike Twohy
A Very Festive Table Of Bryn Mawr Alumnae
Helen E Hokinson
Your Oil's Fine
Michael Maslin
I Thought It Came With An Acorn
Charles Barsotti
I Got Another Callback. My Agent Says It's
Pat Byrnes
I'll Have The Bourbon Hot Toddy. Make That Two
Henry Martin
He Snatches Out Thirty Cents
George Price
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Alan Dunn
If You Exercise A Normal Amount Of Curiosity
Alan Dunn
Strictly Adult Services
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Michael Crawford
The Inner Man
Self-service
Gluyas Williams
So How Are You Doing With Your Community Service?
Mort Gerberg
I've Been In Public Service Thirty Years
Dana Fradon
Small Fry
Distinguished Service Cross
William Steig
I thought you turned location services off
Kim Warp
I Just Dialed 1-800-baguette
Victoria Roberts
She's Sort Of A Secretary. With The New Tax Setup
Peter Arno
I Told You To Never Call Me At This Number
Kim Warp
If You Wanted The No-smoking Section
Eldon Dedini
Now Who Do I See About The Sweetheart In Every
Richard Decker
Two Guards Talk To Each Other As A Giant Room
Christopher Weyant
Absolute Power Corrupts Absolutely:
Mike Twohy
Now, Holding The Pane Of Glass ?rmly
Charles E. Martin
New Yorker April 20th, 1998
Mike Twohy
New Yorker June 9th, 1997
Mischa Richter
I'm Not Quite Ready To Order. My Lawyers
Mike Twohy
The Alternative? I Understand It's
Mary Petty
Damn It! Now I've Got To Revise My Estimated
Alain
It's Against My Religion To Serve Middle Aged
David Sipress
Ned's Incommunicado Bar Advertises A Lack
Michael Maslin
When You Picked Up Your Car
George Booth
The Sequels 3 Panels Parodying A Book Called
Roz Chast
A Couple Waiting At A Restaurant Table
Will McPhail
'75 Years: The Commemorative Issues'
Roz Chast
I Know There's Nothing Wrong With The Carburetor
Michael Crawford
Munch In Manhattan
Jack Ziegler
I Had To Bite Him Once
Charles Barsotti
One Glance Into The Kitchen Confirmed My Deepest
Glen Baxter
Saucissons Alfresco
William Steig
Unfortunately
Michael Crawford
1-800 Herd Of Elephants
Victoria Roberts