Make That A Double
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It's A Full Life
Richard Cline
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May I Buy
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I Looked At You And Thought
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C'mon, Sugar, Take A Walk On The Mild Side
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Their Flirtation Ground To A Halt
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Step A Little Closer
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I Was Mrs. Webb In My High-school Production
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You Look Sharp
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If You Quote Rilke
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The Guy At The Other End Of The Bar Would Like
Peter C. Vey
Maybe Sometime I Could Meet You After Work
Robert Weber
Teri Tells Me You're Ostensibly Straight
William Haefeli
Not To Blow My Own Horn
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As Your Attorney
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I Know You're Wired To Respond To Successful
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I'm Expensive
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Careful, Kiddo. A Lot Of Junk Mail Looks First
Charles Barsotti
Sure, We Can Have Dinner. But Only If
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Would It Help If I Told You How Moved
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You're Really Nice
Edward Koren
No you dismantle the nuclear arsenal first
Drew Panckeri
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I'm Leaving My Ankles To Science
Victoria Roberts
I Sense A Lot More Going On With You Than
William Hamilton
Hey, Big Guy. Can I Buy You A Pair Of Underpants?
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The Right Chemistry
William Steig
Not puffy enough for you
Carolita Johnson
Did I step on your foot
Carolita Johnson
The Tiger Woods of dodgeball
Covert C Darbyshire
Your Honor, Has Anyone Ever Told You What A Wry
Michael Crawford
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Susan Faludi Would Like To Buy You A Brewski
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I Love You, Ilene, O.k.? Get Over It!
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Leonard Dove
Your Hangups
Emily Bernstein