Language Drawings

I'd Just Like To Know What In Hell Is Happening

Your Daughter Is A Pain In The Ass

Let Me See The First One Again

Make That A Double

I Find That Incessant Barking Eases The Pain

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We'll Start Out By Speaking In Simple Declarative

Locals Resent The Tourists

Sorry, But I'm Going To Have To Issue

I Feel Like Tearing Off All Your Clothes

In A Way, I Am Kind Of Famous. But You've

There's A Thin Line

And When Did It ?rst Occur To You That Perhaps

New Yorker June 17th, 1950

There's Still Something About A Yalie-smithie

Shall I Compare Thee To A Summer's Day?

Who's Next?

It Doesn't Have A Damn Thing To Do With Political

On The One Hand

When The Court Questions A Witness

Do You Promise To Maintain Strict Waiter-patron

Mom - What The Hell Was The Jet Set?

We Can't Tell Yet If It's A Malfunction Or

Mr. And Mrs. Dunlap

The Language Of Prom Dresses

Why Is It That They Always Go Around Talking

Let Me Show You The Ropes

I Have Grave Doubts About The Success Of This

It Would Be Helpful If The First Words

I'm Afraid That Novel In You Will Have To Come

In Twenty-five Expletives Or Less

The Doctor's Lawyer Will See You Now

The Ablative Or The Dative

Malcolm, It's Ivy. She Needs Access

It's Fancy-schmantzy. I Just Wanted Fancy

New Yorker July 19th, 1993

Which Country Is The Least Mad At Us?

New Yorker May 13th, 1996

Hi There, Philodendron Fans

I Suppose, As With Most Differences Of Opinion

It's My Idiot Husband