Oh, Yes, We Know Them. We Hate Them
William Hamilton
Can't You Just Say 'scarlatti' Instead
William Hamilton
All Right, Then. It Is I!
Chon Day
New Yorker April 8th, 1950
Alan Dunn
I Really Don't Care What He Is
Warren Miller
I Don't Feel Marie Is The Right Sort
James Stevenson
It Wasn't Her Sneeze! It Was Your 'gesundheit'!
Robert J. Day
New Yorker October 24th, 1942
Roberta Macdonald
Cut In Front Of Me Once More And I'll Ram Right
Chon Day
New Yorker August 8th, 1942
Carl Rose
'the New York Rebellion'
When The Natives Decided
Roz Chast
I'm Really Glad She Didn't Come. She's Got A New
Richard Taylor
You're A Big Disappointment
Richard Decker
There, There, Now! Perhaps I Didn't Give
Richard Taylor
Would You Mind Not Reading Out Loud!
Mischa Richter
It's The 'internationale.' If You Don't Know
Alan Dunn
Rarely, If Ever, Has Any Contender In The Masters
James Stevenson
Beg Pardon, Sir, But Have You Noticed Mr. Hopkins
Peter Arno
I Don't Want To Seem Too Pressing
Chon Day
Now, Step Down, Darling - One At A Time
Kemp Starrett
I Beg Your Pardon
Van Ass
New Yorker April 6th, 1963
Frank Modell
I May Seem Old-fashioned
Alain
Corporal Thomas E Harrison Writes
Helen E Hokinson
New Yorker May 17th, 1941
Otto Soglow
Uh - Do I Have To Do Anything?
Barbara Shermund
New Yorker October 10th, 1942
Alain
Very Good. And Now Sergeant Wallace Will Acquaint
Alan Dunn
Why The Hell Didn't Ya Say Ya Wanted
Rea Irvin
Let's Just Ignore Him - Unless He Tips His Hat
Sydney Hoff
New Yorker February 21st, 1942
Alain
You Can Admire Generally But Don't Admire One
Alan Dunn
Just Nod, Fabian. It Isn't Necessary To Say Hello
Robert J. Day
Who Do I Complain To About You?
Chon Day
We Seem To Be Out Of Just Everything
Sydney Hoff
New Yorker March 21st, 1942
Christina Malman
Ranconteurs
Gluyas Williams
That Day In 1922
JB Handelsman
Life Is Too Short
JB Handelsman
An Intelligent Answer
Helen E Hokinson
A Simple 'yes' Or 'no' Will Be Suf?cient
George Price
Couldn't We Go Inside And Sit Down?
Chon Day
Yes, The Bridal Shop - And Never Mind Shooting
George Price
Pardon Me, Miss Plunkett
Garrett Price
Don't Stand On Ceremony. Just Throw Me Out When
William Steig
I Believe Their Name Is Krebs. We Only Know
Robert J. Day
Please Don't Get Up
Richard Taylor
I Always Send Condolencess
Helen E Hokinson
This Is Mr. Digby
Chon Day
I Do Hope You'll Forgive Me For Staring
Garrett Price
No, I Have Not ?nished With It Yet!
Robert J. Day
I Was Getting To Understand French
Helen E Hokinson
I Think We'll Pass Up The Chateau
James Stevenson
Did You Have An Appointment?
Chon Day
You're Speaking To B. J. Wetherby
Roberta Macdonald