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Heating Up the Tub
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Results are still preliminary
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I Really Don't Care What He Is
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We have given it a great deal of thought and
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Jeanne Eagels Sitting Down On A Park Bench
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My Personality Type
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A Woman With Squirrels
Victor Bobritsky
Type Z Behavior
Donald Reilly
Wedding Prep Behavior
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We Want to Send a Hostess Present to a Dachshund
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A Woman And A Animal
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Scientists Discover The Gene For Heterosexuality
Roz Chast
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Alan Dunn
All Right, Then. It Is I!
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We have unleashed your childs potential
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Just Wrestling
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Constantin Alajalov
Just Tell Him You Love Him
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Use your inside scream
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The Naughty And Nice Database
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A Father Behind A Desk Addresses His Grown Up Son
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Dear Miss Snell: - I Am Sure
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She's Utterly Lacking In Group Integration
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New Yorker March 25th, 1944
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Next On The Agenda
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You Must Thank Uncle William
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Don't Be So Sensitive
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I Can't Get Over How You've Settled Down
Richard Decker
I'm So Pleased. He's Absolutely Given Up Biting
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Smiling For No Reason
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That Day In 1922
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Here They Come - Act Infantile
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Now, Remember,act Cute
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Well, At Least We Can Say He's Not A Media
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It Wasn't Her Sneeze! It Was Your 'gesundheit'!
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Rarely, If Ever, Has Any Contender In The Masters
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I Don't Feel Marie Is The Right Sort
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Carl Rose
I May Seem Old-fashioned
Alain
Corporal Thomas E Harrison Writes
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Please Don't Get Up
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Beg Pardon, Sir, But Have You Noticed Mr. Hopkins
Peter Arno
Uh - Do I Have To Do Anything?
Barbara Shermund
An Intelligent Answer
Helen E Hokinson
New Yorker October 10th, 1942
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Very Good. And Now Sergeant Wallace Will Acquaint
Alan Dunn
I Always Send Condolencess
Helen E Hokinson
Let's Just Ignore Him - Unless He Tips His Hat
Sydney Hoff
Then He Said People Are Supposed To Forget
Barbara Shermund
How Are You Personally?
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New Yorker February 21st, 1942
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A Simple 'yes' Or 'no' Will Be Suf?cient
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Did You Notice That Reference To Me In The Paper
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This Is Mr. Digby
Chon Day
I Do Hope You'll Forgive Me For Staring
Garrett Price
New Yorker March 15th, 1941
Richard Decker
You Can Admire Generally But Don't Admire One
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Just Nod, Fabian. It Isn't Necessary To Say Hello
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I Turned My Ankle And This Gentleman Was Kind
Sydney Hoff
I Don't Want To Seem Too Pressing
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