Shelf Life
Luci Gutierrez
Make That A Double
George Booth
The Sun Going To Work Each Day
Liana Finck
It's Been Moved That We Adjourn For An Afternoon
Charles Barsotti
Greek Orders
Stuart Leeds
Close-order Drill! Everybody Fall In!
George Booth
New Yorker October 4th, 1999
Roz Chast
It's Direct From The Pentagon. Scratch Salisbury
Donald Reilly
A Man Orders Meatloaf At A Restaurant. The Waiter
Charles Barsotti
I Can't Take It
Liana Finck
Is the fish local
Christopher Weyant
Schoolteacher On Vacation
William Steig
Recipes From Cookbook
Roz Chast
Just Like Momma Used To Order
Barbara Smaller
The swarm of bees you ordered is ready
Jon Adams
The Food Critic Orders Dinner
I'll
Henry Martin
Alert The Press That We Ordered Tacos And Chalupas
David Sipress
My Affairs
Bruce Eric Kaplan
New Yorker September 16th 1961
Charles D Saxon
Remain Calm
Kaamran Hafeez
Pictures of Spider-Man
Jeremy Nguyen
Some Debussy
George Booth
I'll Have The Bourbon Hot Toddy. Make That Two
Henry Martin
Having trouble getting everyone lined up
Frank Cotham
A Man Orders From A Fast Food Restaurant
Ariel Molvig
Pay no attention to those executive orders behind the curtain
Peter Kuper
Secret Alliances Of The New World Order
Roz Chast
All Orders For Ethnic Dishes Are Sent
Mike Twohy
Act Your Birth Order!
Drew Dernavich
Not What We Ordered
Drew Panckeri
What The Doctor Ordered
Roz Chast
But What Have We Done To Lose This Spring Order
Leonard Dove
Special Order for C Cussen
Harry Bliss
What Sort Of Flowers Say
Nick Downes
Absolute Power Corrupts Absolutely:
Mike Twohy
New Yorker July 19th, 1993
Jack Ziegler
Choice Hellhole
Roz Chast
Past the Alligator
Jon Adams
A Man With A Moustache Emerges From A Time
Zachary Kanin
A Fat Waiter Holding A Notepad Comes To Take
Charles Barsotti
Man Stands Outside Woman's Apartment
Barbara Smaller
The Man Who Couldn't Speak French
D'Egville
Breaking News From the White House
Barry Blitt
New Yorker November 25th, 1944
Alain
You're To Take This Next Door
Mary Petty
New Yorker August 26th, 1996
Peter Porges
A Man Tells His Hawk On His Forearm To Fetch
Michael Crawford
Iced Grande Soy Triple-lutz Latte!
Michael Crawford
The Off-line Store
David Sipress
New Yorker March 15th, 1999
Mike Twohy
Your Companion's Fries
Mads Horwath
In That Trash Can
Emily Bernstein
I Hope You Didn't Tip Him
Frank Cotham
Gregor Samsa IIi
Eldon Dedini
I Eat Here All The Time
Mort Gerberg
Gesturing To A Candlestick On The Ground
Bruce Eric Kaplan
I Understood Each And Every Word You Said But
William Haefeli
This Is A Test
Stephanie Skalisk
A Man Wearing A Business Suit Stares At A Sign
Michael Crawford
Waiter Speaks To A Couple Waiting So Long
Robert Leighton
A Man Who Has Been Crawling Through The Desert
Liza Donnelly
He's Playing Very Hard To Get - He's Got
Barbara Smaller
Madame Desires Hors D'oeuvres
Alan Dunn
Set Pickup
Jason Adam Katzenstein
I'm Sorry - The Chocolate-almond Biscotti
Michael Maslin
Do You Allow Progressive Substitutions?
Mike Twohy
Can the chef prepare it in some way
Bruce Eric Kaplan
Shopping in Space
David Sipress
Ordering a friend on Amazon
Farley Katz