A Glass Of Red Wine Speaks On The Phone
Jason Adam Katzenstein
Fusilli You Crazy Bastard How Are You?
Charles Barsotti
They Moved My Bowl
Charles Barsotti
Businessman Sitting On A Bed In Hotel Room
Jack Ziegler
I Love You, And I Want You To Be My Bird
John Norment
No, No, That's Not A Sin, Either. My Goodness
Charles Barsotti
Make That A Double
George Booth
Thank Goodness You're Here - I Can't Accomplish
David Sipress
It's The Naps You Don't Take That You Regret
Bruce Eric Kaplan
He's My Best Friend And He Works Hard All Day
Tom Cheney
The Court Is Sorry That It Raised Its Voice
Charles Barsotti
What do you really think of Ian
Will McPhail
Just a Head Scratch
Pia Guerra
I Remember When I Was The Donald!
Lee Lorenz
I Had An Epiphany
John Kane
My Advice Is To Learn All The Tricks
Charles Barsotti
I Don't Sing Because I Am Happy. I Am Happy
Edward Frascino
He's Long Gone
Charles Barsotti
Uh-oh. I Think They're Having A Bryn Mawr Moment
Michael Crawford
I've Done It Again
Frank Cotham
Oh, God! Here Comes Little Miss Perky
Lee Lorenz
Curiosity
James Stevenson
It's Been Moved That We Adjourn For An Afternoon
Charles Barsotti
Princeton, Did You Say? How Interesting.
I'm
Carl Rose
Listen thats a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke
Harry Bliss
Your Daughter Is A Pain In The Ass
Harry Bliss
I'll Quit When It Stops Being Fun
Mike Twohy
I Couldn't Resist - The Second Pair Was Free
Bernard Schoenbaum
Well, Please Look Again, Operator. It's Fluffy -
Charles Barsotti
Understand-A-Mole
Will McPhail
We Structured The Deal So It Won't Make Any Sense
Bruce Eric Kaplan
On My Way Home Today On The Bus
George Booth
I Can't Believe You Symbolize Peace When You're
Bruce Eric Kaplan
I Do What They Tell
Charles Barsotti
As Unbelievable As It May Seem To You Today
Charles Barsotti
All I'm Saying Is Now Is The Time To Develop
Frank Cotham
Can I Bring You Something Else To Complain About?
David Sipress
A Naked Man Sitting On A Tree Branch Is Talking
Joe Dator
A Woman Complains About The Talking Noise
Michael Maslin
Once we fly south
Victoria Roberts
As I Get Older
Arnie Levin
One Gerbil To Another
Jason Polan
One Day At A Time
George Booth
A Talking Snake
Liana Finck
I Was Once A Very Beautiful Woman
Robert Weber
If You're On A Budget
Carolita Johnson
They're Harmless When They're Alone
Peter C. Vey
I Just Know I'm Going To Love Horses All My Life
Warren Miller
I want to be a better person
Erik Hilgerdt
They Say, 'the Fox Knows Many Things, But
Charles Barsotti
Need I Remind You
Tom Cheney
Listen, Pal, They're All Emergencies
Mike Twohy
Oh, What The Hell, I'll Add Another Zero
Peter C. Vey
We've Got A Class-action Suit If Ever I Saw One
Mischa Richter
Thomas Pynchon's Evil Twin
Roz Chast
I've Never Trusted Cows
Warren Miller
New Yorker January 7 1939
Constantin Alajalov
Good News - I Hear The Paradigm Is Shifting
Charles Barsotti
The Ship's Computer Has Been Sharing All
Kaamran Hafeez
Whenever Mother's Day Rolls
Edward Frascino
He's Talking Now
Liza Donnelly
You Haven't A Clue What I'm Talking
Jack Ziegler
Award winning talking point author
Edward Koren
A Superhero Lays In A Chair Talking
Lee Lorenz
I'd Thank You Harrison
Frank Modell
When I Start To Think That Life Is Utterly
David Sipress
I Just Got Damn Well Fed Up With Being Formal All
Richard Taylor
We Think He Picked It Up At The Kennel
Mike Twohy
I Said, 'get Off'!
William Steig