Welcome to Congress
Barry Blitt
Stop Complaining. Who Isn't Broke?
Marisa Acocella Marchetto
I Never Thought Turning Eighty Would Be So Much
Carolita Johnson
New Yorker October 10th, 1994
Warren Miller
I See Myself Going Into Some Form Of Public
Robert Weber
Young Woman To Older Man
David Sipress
I Am A Member Of The Legal Profession
Lee Lorenz
Welcome to Adulthood
Roz Chast
So Are We Forming A Rebel Alliance Or What
Benjamin Schwartz
Rhino-horn Powder Works For Pederman With No Side
George Booth
Mom, Dad, This Is Barry - The Man I've Come
Michael Maslin
He's Not Even In My Type Universe
Donald Reilly
I'm Sick
William Hamilton
How About That! We're Both Carrying The Same
Lee Lorenz
I Don't Know Who My Audience Is
Robert Weber
Gee, Mr. Wilson, You Have More Money Than Anyone
Bernard Schoenbaum
Did You Like Ike And All That?
William Hamilton
But, Dad, In Your Day Sex Was Still In The Future
William Hamilton
You've Taught Me How To Think
Edward Koren
Woman Playing Piano
William Steig
Debutante as a Predator, Vogue
A Keller
New Yorker January 27th, 1992
Glen Baxter
Two, Please - One Senior And One Tootsie
Edward Koren
And In This Climate-controlled Cabinet I Keep
Donald Reilly
Do You Mind If I Say Something Helpful
Robert Weber
I Love It. Unspeakable
William Hamilton
All the Wedding Invites
Jeremy Nguyen
That Manipulative Little Psychopath
Emily Flake
He Wants To Know If You Can Move Your Seat
Benjamin Schwartz
Her Father Took Her To See Gravity #1
Emily Flake
I Need A Cat Ugly Enough To Be An Internet
Emily Flake
It's On Airplane Mode
Emily Flake
I'm Just Going To Relax. I'm Not Even Putting
Barbara Shermund
He Says We'll Get Married As Soon As Everything
William Hamilton
Why, It's Minnie Manngold! Married 'n' Everything
Sydney Hoff
Some Men Just Can't Seem To Grow Old Gracefully
Richard Decker
Of Course, By Now She'd Be Around A Hundred
Richard Taylor
But Where Is All This Leading
Peter Arno
Once And For All
Gardner Rea
Honest, Rose, I've Never Felt Like This About Any
Leonard Dove
You Mean Mr. Mullaney Has Sold This Yacht
Carl Rose
Suppose We Just Slip This On For Size
Al Ross
It's Hard For Me To Tell If My Father's Having
Warren Miller
What Was Ticker Tape?
Ed Fisher
Now, Remember, Doctor, No Heroic Measures
Edward Sorel
Life Sucks And Then You Keep Living
Bruce Eric Kaplan
I'm A Fancier Of Dogs And Interesting Men
Edward Koren
I Honestly Don't Know What You're Waiting For
Barbara Smaller
That Was Great
Lee Lorenz
I Never Think
William Hamilton
I'm The Lot Of Baggage He Comes With
Bruce Eric Kaplan
You Never Told Me Your Dad Was So Delightfully
William Hamilton
Maybe Sometime I Could Meet You After Work
Robert Weber
I Ate Some Yogurt Once. It Was Very Good
Robert Weber
If It Slows
William Hamilton
I Just Hope I Can Do Half As Well With My Future
William Hamilton
Hell! When I Was Tony Randall's Age
Frank Modell
You're Dewy-eyed
James Stevenson
Actually, I'm Seeking A Meaningless Relationship
Mischa Richter
It's Certainly Refreshing To Meet Someone Sixty
Lee Lorenz
Don't Waste Time On Daddy. Mummy's The Money
William Hamilton
Young, Rich, And Restless - That's A Career?
Eldon Dedini
I Think Older Women With Younger Men Threatens
William Hamilton
These Are The Fortneys. The Fortneys Are Young
Dana Fradon
A Young Woman Stands Facing A Full-length Mirror
Carolita Johnson
Young Woman
Richard Decker
It's For A Young Woman In The Generation That
William Hamilton
This One's Contemporary: 'recapturing An Ecstatic
Ed Fisher
Back In Your Cage
Bernard Schoenbaum
My Dear, May I Suggest A Little Old-fashioned
Edward Koren
We Haven't Decided. At The Moment
Robert Weber