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The British Are Leaving
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A Cheater Never Wins
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If Anyone Has A Reason Why These Two
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Nobody Hopes That The President Didn't Know
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I Just Hope Joe Biden's Ok
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There's Nothing To Be Afraid
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It's Treatable If You Survive The Next Few News
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You Could Call Yourself A Democratic Socialist
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At Least Someone's Making America Great
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Just About Married
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Hitchhiking To Heaven
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I Hear You Reach Nirvana Faster If You Alternate
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We'll Have A Better Shot At An Oscar If We Cast
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We're All Afraid Of The Monster Under Your Bed
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Why Do You Always Have To Rain On Their Parade
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Bruce Jenner Isn't Transitioning To A Democrat
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Didn't You See The Speech
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Back To Doing Absolutely Nothing
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Who Knew Hillary Was Going To Play The Alien Card
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