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Safety Tips From The American Council To Avoid
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Sergeant, I Hardly Know Where To Begin
William O'Brian
A Baby Duck In A Tiny Car Seat On The Mother
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Jennifer Felt Perfectly Safe Walking
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The bees go on the outside
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A Community Of Data Gatherers
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That Metallic Grinding Means Her Throwout
George Booth
Your Oil's Fine
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Fire Safety Video
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Tunnel Of Safety
Warren Miller
Child Wearing A Hazmat Suit Holding A Sparkler
Kim Warp
Please direct your attention
Amy Kurzweil
A Stewardess Is Holding Up An Oxygen Mask
Robert Leighton
Two Football Players Are Talking To Each Other
John Klossner
My, My, Grandma, What Tight Security You Have!
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True, Most Accidents Occur In The Home. Rarely
Arnie Levin
New Yorker July 7th, 1975
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It's So Good To Finally Get Out Of The City
Caroline Dworin
A Presidential Alert
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It Started as a Crusade
Brooke Bourgeois
EPA Announces Dummy Updates
Peter Kuper
Ma'am, It's Your Husband. There's Been An Auto
Arnie Levin
Start Off By Being Tough
Chon Day
A King's Counsel Says To A Soldier As They Watch
Paul Noth
Better Safe Than Sorry
Jack Ziegler
New Yorker April 25th, 2005
Edward Koren
Passive-aggressive Standoff
Roz Chast
For Your Convenience
Frank Cotham
Still Won't Start?
Michael Crawford
'uncharted Waters'
Roz Chast
I Thought We Agreed That The Dining Room
William Hamilton
And The Challenger
Ed Fisher
Marie, Are You Still Driving?
Eldon Dedini
I Was Sad Because I Had No On-board Fax
Warren Miller
New Yorker December 5th, 1994
Jack Ziegler
In This City
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I'm Passing An Enormous Gasoline Truck And You're
George Booth
New Yorker October 22nd, 1984
James Stevenson
Screens Out Harmful Ultraviolet Rays
Edward Frascino
I'm Sorry, Miss, But You'll Have To Get
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New Yorker January 16th, 1943
Alan Dunn
I Wish I Could Remember To Buy A New Belt. This
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New Yorker January 22nd, 1944
Robert J. Day
I Must Ask You To Disperse. Large Gatherings
Robert J. Day
Don't Be Alarmed
Richard Taylor
This Raid Doesn't Concern
Helen E. Hokinson
We're Trying Out The Honor System
Alain
New Yorker October 31st, 1942
Leonard Dove
Have You An Appointment?
Robert J. Day
Ickes Says Not To Go Over Forty
Alan Dunn
Never Mind, Men. I Got Them On The Telephone
Alan Dunn
My Light Is Not Showing
Leonard Dove
A second bomb will not make us safer
Shannon Wheeler
Defender Bot 5000
Avi Steinberg
We've Found Weapons Grade String
Mike Twohy
Helmut Horns Are Off The Table
Mike Twohy
Minimum Wage Lifeguard On Duty
Mike Twohy
Anything You Say Or Do May Be Used
Christopher Weyant
Whale Lifeguard
Edward Steed
Don't Argue With Me. The Fdr Will Be Faster!
Michael Crawford
The Sea Of Indifference
No Lifeguards On Duty
Richard McCallister
It Would Behoove You To Remember That
William Haefeli
How About Air-quality Canaries On Every Flight?
William Hamilton
New Yorker November 22nd, 1993
John O'Brien
The Cab Of Guilt
'this Is Your Mother
Roz Chast
New Yorker November 23rd, 1987
James Stevenson
For Heaven's Sake! Edelweiss!
Claude Smith