Once Again I Find Myself In The Rather Awkward
Michael Maslin
I Said, 'get Off'!
William Steig
The Fit's O.k
Bernard Schoenbaum
Rather have something sweet
Carolita Johnson
Would You Rather Take Mars?
Felipe Galindo
Yessirree, Kids, Your Mother Is One Heck Of A Gal!
Jack Ziegler
While He Was In Paris
Eldon Dedini
Two Cubicle Employees Talk
Tim Hamilton
Woudln't You Rather Just Hear About Your Love Life
Christopher Weyant
Would You Rather Be Riding A Taxi?
JB Handelsman
I'd Rather Stampede
Victoria Roberts
I'd Rather be Here
Amy Hwang
Birthday Dinner
David Sipress
The Origins Of Sloganwear
Roz Chast
Thanks Again For Coming - I Usually Find These
Tom Chitty
'here Lies Frederick Jones.
Verbal: 680
Math:
Roz Chast
I Used To Want To Be An Astronaut
Barbara Smaller
Try To Hang
Donald Reilly
Hoping You Had A Bankamericard
JB Handelsman
If You Are Going to Drink
Asher Perlman
And In This Corner
Tom Cheney
Stay Home and Read my Book
Sarah Kempa
Your Positions are Clearly Marked
Frank Cotham
New Yorker April 10th, 1995
Tom Cheney
New Yorker November 30th, 1998
Frank Cotham
New Yorker March 12th, 1990
Mischa Richter
Caius's And Livia's Orgies Never Seem To Get
James Stevenson
New Yorker November 1st, 1993
Barry Blitt
Your Laughter
Edward Frascino
New Yorker October 26th, 1998
Tom Cheney
Sometimes I Think I'd Serve The Nation Better
Mischa Richter
New Yorker January 31st, 1994
Bernard Schoenbaum
Could You Come Back In A Few Months
David Sipress
I Was Rather Hoping A Passaic River School
Warren Miller
I Don't Understand Why He'd Rather Howl
Bruce Eric Kaplan
I'd Rather Drown
Charles Barsotti
He'd Rather Be Home By Himself
Bruce Eric Kaplan
I May Have Something Rather Outside Your Field
Lee Lorenz
Darling, A Rather Uncomfortable Distance
Robert Weber
My, Don't You Sense A Perkier Dan Rather?
Bernard Schoenbaum
I'd Rather Stand
Sydney Hoff
Or Would You Rather Break The Ice With Hankies Or
Barbara Shermund
I'll Be Rather Late Tonight
Peter Arno
I Think Of You As Rather More The Home Guard Type
Mary Petty
He Has Rather A Peculiar Request
MK Barlow
Isn't Cornell Being Rather Dramatic This Year?
Garrett Price
Third Clue - I Was To Blame In A Rather Sordid
Chon Day
Two Lone Corporate Lawyers Sitting
W.B. Park
A Young, Rich Mother Tells Her Son, As They Sit
Peter Berkowitz
In A Diner, A Man Holding A Hamburger Speaks
Frank Cotham
A Man Says To His Friend Over Coffee
William Haefeli
Two Men Talk To Each Other Next To A Large
Ariel Molvig
Your Book Is A Masterpiece
Robert Weber
Man Dressed In Roman Garb
Michael Maslin
One Buddhist Monk Asks Another While Meditating
Bob Eckstein
Actually, The Attraction Wasn't Freedom
Christopher Weyant
Steve Tells Me That When He Was In Beijing
Robert Weber
The Food Critic Orders Dinner
I'll
Henry Martin
You Ask Him For Gas If You Want To. I'd
Richard Decker
An Executive Sits At His Desk Writing
Michael Crawford
A Vehicle With Many Children Inside Is Seen
Pat Byrnes
And As The Campaign Heats
Lee Lorenz
I'm Afraid That Professor Witherspoon Has Erred
Perry Barlow
A Group Of Mourners At A Funeral Are Carrying
Peter C. Vey
A Waiter Talks To A Restaurant Patron
Liana Finck
A Man In A Top Hat Officiates A Duel Between Two
Michael Maslin
If He Can't Get Yard Of The Month
Frank Cotham
I Find It Very Significant That
Bruce Eric Kaplan
Somehow I Pictured My First Ride On A Flying
Lee Lorenz
Couldn't We Go Inside And Sit Down?
Chon Day