Cookie and no cookie
Joe Dator
Sorry I'm Late. It Took Me Forever To Find This
Ellis Rosen
Goodbye forever
Will McPhail
So What. Nobody Lives Forever
Edward Frascino
It Will All Be About You
Tom Cheney
The End May be Near
Matthew Reuter
Forever And Ever And Ever
Christopher Weyant
New Forever and Ever Makeup
Olivia de Recat
Something For Nothing Forever
Carolita Johnson
We Wait Forever
Ellis Rosen
This Salad is Going to Take Forever
Avi Steinberg
If This is Goodbye Forever
Liza Donnelly
Wunderkinder Come And Go
Lee Lorenz
If anyone here suspects that the algorithm that put these two together might be flawed
Emily Flake
On The Plus Side
Emily Flake
Our Rideshare Is Two Minutes Away
Julia Suits
In Love With A Tree
Maddie Dai
Think Only This Of Me
JB Handelsman
Two Men Talk In A Bar
Joe Dator
New Yorker March 30th, 2009
Roz Chast
New Yorker January 13th, 1986
Roz Chast
Hippie Girlfriend To Departing Hippie Husband
Harry Bliss
Cryogenic Cookery
Roz Chast
New Yorker March 31st, 1975
Lou Myers
Someday You May Hate Me For This
Leonard Dove
Edwina, We Can't Go On Forever Propping Each
Lee Lorenz
Something That Dazzles But Doesn't Say 'forever.'
Bernard Schoenbaum
We Could Argue Forever About Whether Or Not That
Frank Cotham
The Cutting Edge Doesn't Last Forever
William Hamilton
An Underground Mole Says To A Ostrich Poking
Will McPhail
A Dentist Looks Into His Patient's Mouth
Zachary Kanin
Two People Are Seated Beside Each Other On A Park
Bruce Eric Kaplan
A Child Hands A Piece Of Art She Made
Bruce Eric Kaplan
Turn Off The Water
Frank Cotham
With The Understanding That It's Strictly
Michael Maslin
It's Good To Know
Charles E. Martin
Man Attempting To Rouse Lover From Bed
Michael Crawford
A Jaded-looking Man Sits In His Living Room
Zachary Kanin
If There Is Anyone Who Objects To This Union
John Caldwell
Once You Have Children
Bruce Eric Kaplan
If There Be Any Gay Or Lesbian Characters
Victoria Roberts
The Age Of Innocence
Kenneth Mahood