A Glass Of Red Wine Speaks On The Phone
Jason Adam Katzenstein
Biggers, Two More Luau Sizzlers For Annie
George Booth
Drunk And Orderly -- A Woman Reads A Book
Charlie Hankin
A Limousine Driver Helps A Drunk-looking Ceo Walk
Frank Cotham
Now, If New York Were Sunny And Bright Like
George Booth
Will That Be All
Peter Arno
I'm Not A Mean Drunk - I'm Just Damned
Frank Cotham
My Parents Named Me Zbigniew Because
Robert Weber
Sir, You've Been Downgraded To The Baggage
Nick Downes
A Sheepish Looking Man Speaks To His Office
Emily Flake
Give Me Liberty Or Give Me An Arts Grant
Dean Vietor
The Pessimist The Optimist And Uncle Stan
Roz Chast
An Unshaven Man Says To Another Man At A Bar
Frank Cotham
Here's That Bird You Used To See When
Erik Hilgerdt
Give Me Liberty Or Give Me A Drink!
Al Ross
Hi. I Had A Nice Day
Mort Gerberg
Two Men Are Seen Talking At A Bar
Ariel Molvig
I'm Walter Grimes And I Approve This Drink
Jack Ziegler
My Alcohol Intake Has More Than Doubled
Frank Cotham
That Was Extremely Empowering
Lee Lorenz
But First, Our National Anthem
George Price
Oh, That Wasn't Me Talking. It Was The Alcohol
Dana Fradon
Mom Wine Tasting
Hilary Fitzgerald Campbell
Look, You Seem Nice, And I Don't Want To Hurt
Joe Dator
Hey, Pal, Do You Have Any Idea Who I Think I Am?
Mort Gerberg
Heavy-drinking Man Speaks To Woman Who Is Walking
William Hamilton
I Drink, Therefore I'm Drunk
Al Ross
Now, In This One, The Straight Whiskeys Are ?ve
Claude Smith
Drunk Hampton "may I Have This Dance
Michael Crawford
Two Middle-aged Women Walk Down The Street
Bruce Eric Kaplan
We're Lucky. This Stream Could Be Next To A Paper
Vahan Shirvanian
Honey, I'm Home
Jack Ziegler
Talk? Hell
Charles Barsotti
New Yorker May 29th, 1943
Mischa Richter
I Lie Awake In Fear
Brooke Bourgeois
A Policeman With A Martini Glass Stands
Peter C. Vey
Those Dugout Martinis
Michael Crawford
I, Too, Used To Drink The Amber-colored Fluids
Jack Ziegler
Oceans Of Hot Buttered Rum
Helen E Hokinson
Imagine Me Drunk
Ivan Ehlers
Obnoxious drunk
Frank Cotham
Delivering It Drunk
Will McPhail
Start focussing on being drunk
Paul Noth
Let's Get Drunk
Mary Petty
A Drunk Man Sitting On The Couch While His Wife
Paul Noth
Two Subway Trains Sit Drunk At A Bar
Corey Pandolph
You Folks Drunk Enough Yet?
Michael Shaw
See. I Told You We Haven't Got Anything
Alain
New Yorker July 12th, 1976
Dana Fradon
New Yorker March 29th, 1958
Saul Steinberg
Martini Western
Roz Chast
You Didn't Think Santacon Could Possibly Get Any
Emily Flake
A word to the wise
David Sipress
New Yorker October 18th, 1941
Gardner Rea
New Yorker December 12th, 1942
Roberta Macdonald
How Do You Make A Wassail Bowl?
Wallace Morgan
A Woman Answering Phones For 311 Denies A Request
Emily Flake
I Want To See Other Hallucinations
Paul Noth
Goodness, If That Clock's Right I Gotta Be Going!
Frank Modell
It Must Have Been Moonglow Way Up In The Blue
Charles Saxon
New Yorker August 3rd, 1987
Charles Barsotti
He Wasn't Even Early
Julia Bernhard
Broadly Northwestern European
Matthew Reuter
The Thinkable Happened
Jose Arroyo
You Have The Wrong Apartment
Warren Miller
A Fifth Martini
JB Handelsman
Nothing For Me
JB Handelsman