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Biggers, Two More Luau Sizzlers For Annie
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Now, If New York Were Sunny And Bright Like
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Two Middle-aged Women Walk Down The Street
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Will That Be All
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I Drink, Therefore I'm Drunk
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A Sheepish Looking Man Speaks To His Office
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Give Me Liberty Or Give Me An Arts Grant
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A Drunk Man Sitting On The Couch While His Wife
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A Bartender Speaks To A Man Sitting In A Bar
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Here's A Nice One. It Was Confiscated
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Two Men Are Seen Talking At A Bar
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Parents Sitting In The Trunk Of A Pickup Truck
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I Doubt That A Children's Book About Beer
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I'm Sorry, Ladies, Was This Man Bothering You?
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Who Let The Dining-room Set Into The Liquor
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I'm Walter Grimes And I Approve This Drink
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My Alcohol Intake Has More Than Doubled
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Give Me Liberty Or Give Me A Drink!
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Hey! Love The Way Women Are Beginning To Laugh
Lee Lorenz
Edward, You Are Already More Than Christmassy
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That Was Extremely Empowering
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When We Were First Married
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But First, Our National Anthem
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Hi. I Had A Nice Day
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Oh, That Wasn't Me Talking. It Was The Alcohol
Dana Fradon
New Yorker January 25th, 1988
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Mom Wine Tasting
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Look, You Seem Nice, And I Don't Want To Hurt
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Now, In This One, The Straight Whiskeys Are ?ve
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Honey, I'm Home
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Talk? Hell
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New Yorker May 29th, 1943
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I Lie Awake In Fear
Brooke Bourgeois
Those Dugout Martinis
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I, Too, Used To Drink The Amber-colored Fluids
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Oceans Of Hot Buttered Rum
Helen E Hokinson
See. I Told You We Haven't Got Anything
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New Yorker July 12th, 1976
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A word to the wise
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Drinking Buddies
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A Woman Answering Phones For 311 Denies A Request
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I Want To See Other Hallucinations
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I Don't Want Stock Options. I Want You To Pay
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Goodness, If That Clock's Right I Gotta Be Going!
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It Must Have Been Moonglow Way Up In The Blue
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New Yorker August 3rd, 1987
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