Something Drinkable Right Now
Donald Reilly
I Want To Read Something Directly Targeted At Me
Liza Donnelly
Mr. Colton, Do We Stand Behind Our Products?
Mike Twohy
Now, In This One, The Straight Whiskeys Are ?ve
Claude Smith
Hey, I Don't See Harry Truman's Name
Mort Gerberg
ID for the Claritin
Paul Noth
We No Longer Shelve Gay Fiction Separately. It's
William Haefeli
Iced Grande Soy Triple-lutz Latte!
Michael Crawford
Does It Say I'm A Wittgenstein Scholar?
Bruce Eric Kaplan
Books By Men Are In The Basement
Donald Reilly
What Do You Have In Investment-grade Reds?
Edward Koren
Judgemental sales clerk
William Haefeli
Anybody in Larchmont
Helen E Hokinson
A Bialy, A Latte, And 'a Farewell To Arms.'
Michael Maslin
Such A Heavenly Night
Barbara Shermund
A Man In A Suit Reads A Book With The Title:
Drew Dernavich
I'd Like The Novel They Paid 3.2 Million Dollars
James Stevenson
I'm Looking For Something Slightly More Perfect
Bruce Eric Kaplan
An Aged Librarian Speaks To A Man Reading A Book
Zachary Kanin
There's Nothing Here Under 'superman' -
Michael Maslin
The Trade Off
William Haefeli
That Still Leaves Our Achilles' Heel
Helen E Hokinson
A Very Personal Question
Peter Arno
Madam Looks Better in the Palm Trees
Helen E Hokinson
Anybody Get Stood Up Today?
Mischa Richter
Approval Heaven:
Compliments From Telephone
Roz Chast
I Don't Remember The Title
Alan Dunn
Just The Kit Please
JB Handelsman
Watching My Friends
Ali Solomon
You Mean I Don't Get Anything Back On The Bottles?
Helen E. Hokinson
I Want To Look At Toys
Barbara Shermund
Am I Still In 'under Five Dollars'?
Helen E. Hokinson
Now I Don't Want You To Start Shaking Your Head
Perry Barlow
New Yorker October 28th, 1944
Chon Day
If Levant Can Carry
Alain
Stop 'madaming' Me!
Barbara Shermund
I Want Something To Sell Myself To A Lady
Chon Day
Do You Have Any Of Those Books That Understand
Robert Weber
Oh, Look! They're Playing Store
Alain
. . . Or Perhaps He's Tied Down To A Desk Job
Perry Barlow
What Have You Got That Can Take Awfully Rough #1
Leonard Dove
It Missed Him!
Gardner Rea
This Is Our Senior-executives' Model. Note
Alain
I Want To Buy A Doll That Doesn't Do Anything
Chon Day
Is This The 'contemporary And Unexpected' Chintz
Helen E. Hokinson
I'm Thinking Very Seriously Of Putting Ingeborg
Helen E. Hokinson
One Nice Thing About Schrafft's
Helen E. Hokinson
Did Anyone Ever Tell
Peter Arno
New Yorker December 2nd, 1944
Otto Soglow
Who Do I Complain To About You?
Chon Day
I'm Afraid Leaping Deer Wouldn't Seem Restful
Helen E. Hokinson
And Next, Gentlemen, We Have Been Asked To Pass
Alain
Now You Put My Name On This Line And You Put
Perry Barlow
Mr. Hirschberg! This O.k. To Do Mechanical
Perry Barlow
New Yorker March 2nd, 1992
Jack Ziegler
I Think Everybody Bought Everything They Needed
Jack Ziegler
I Can't Remember The Name
Perry Barlow
It Can't Be A Very Good
Helen E Hokinson
What Have You Got That Can Take Awfully Rough
Leonard Dove
I Tell You What You Could Do. You Could Load
Helen E. Hokinson
I Want A Breakfast Food That Isn't Crisp Or
Leonard Dove
My God, Joe! Now They Want To Buy It All Back
Richard Decker
Are You As Reliable As Krauss & Birchmeyer's
Helen E. Hokinson
That Must Be Close To Twelve Dollars' Worth. Now
Robert J. Day
Have You A Maid's Uniform Like The One Joan
Helen E. Hokinson
Now, Isn't That Silly? I Haven't A Shoe Stamp
Chon Day
. . . And Sometimes You'll ?nd This Scarf
Helen E. Hokinson
I'd Like A Pound Of Assorted Cigars
Helen E. Hokinson
Is There Any Change In The Petits-fours Situation?
Helen E. Hokinson
I Wouldn't Dream Of Going In. I'm Not Dressed
Helen E. Hokinson