There's More Inside
George Booth
You And Your Damned Brooks Brothers Shirt!
Charles E. Martin
A Parody Of Glengarry Glen Ross
Michael Kupperman
Something That Says Country
Barbara Smaller
Meet Your Sales Numbers This Month
Michael Shaw
A Sign Stands In Front Of A House
Ken Krimstein
New Yorker December 7th, 1998
George Booth
Yard Sale At The Romney's Features Karl Rove
Jack Ziegler
Of Course, The Real Charm Of The Place Is That
Tom Cheney
This Is Dynamite!
Helen E. Hokinson
Bargain Hunter
Benjamin Schwartz
A Woman And Her Daughter Walk Into The Second
William Haefeli
Finance, Sales, Veal
Michael Shaw
A Woman At A Plant Sale Looks At Signs Reading:
Sidney Harris
Back To School Sale
Mark Thompson
Who's A Good Boy?
Lars Kenseth
Now, In This One, The Straight Whiskeys Are ?ve
Claude Smith
Darling, It's Perfect!
Perry Barlow
It's From The Federal Trade Commission. They Say
George Price
One Office Worker Speaks To Another Seated
Bruce Eric Kaplan
ID for the Claritin
Paul Noth
I Still Say We Should Get A Queen-sized Mattress
William Haefeli
Pre Owned Shells
Amy Hwang
He Snatches Out Thirty Cents
George Price
New Yorker April 4th, 1994
Liza Donnelly
Eruption Sale
Lars Kenseth
Mystery Meat on Sale
Peter C Vey
Judgemental sales clerk
William Haefeli
Think Of It As A Windowbuster Sale
Emily Flake
Post Primary Blowout Sale
Kim Warp
Historic Americana For Sale - Actual Hay Bales
Donald Reilly
I See That There's An Excellent Sale
Jack Ziegler
Pardon Me, Have You Any Bananas For Sale?
Leonard Dove
Back-To-School-Sale
Barbara Smaller
Note The Small Zipper Pocket Of Your Sales Kit
Edward Frascino
On A Front Lawn A Yard Sale Sign Reads
Lee Lorenz
How Can Seven People Have Fun?
Helen E. Hokinson
New Yorker May 1st, 1943
Chon Day
I Want Something That Anybody In Larchmont
Helen E. Hokinson
Purchase Or Lease?
Bernard Schoenbaum
We've Been Getting Complaints
David Borchart
An Old Castaway Sits On A Deserted Island
Isaac Littlejohn Eddy
Everything Must Go
Lars Kenseth
A Man In A Suit Reads A Book With The Title:
Drew Dernavich
A Realtor Speaks To A Couple About A House
Tom Cheney
New Yorker May 16th, 1988
Charles Barsotti
I Can't Decide
Helen E Hokinson
Would You Be Interested In Helping To Save
Chon Day
Journal American For Three Cents
Peter Arno
Well, Why Not Pay A Dollar Down And The Rest
Leonard Dove
New Yorker October 2nd, 1943
Alain
Now, This Model Not Only Plays ?fty Records But
Richard Taylor
Good Afternoon. I'm From The Census Bureau
Robert J. Day
New Yorker August 27th, 2007
Roz Chast
It's Gotten So Customers Won't Take My Advice
William Haefeli
Does It Say I'm A Wittgenstein Scholar?
Bruce Eric Kaplan
But Why Should I Pay Twice As Much
Alan Dunn
Better Than Jelly Beans
Amy Hwang
Well, This Is One Way To Keep The Kids
Tom Cheney
The Wine Station
Joe Dator
Two Security Guards Stop A Woman From Leaving
Drew Dernavich
New Yorker March 23rd, 2009
Tom Cheney
The Off-line Store
David Sipress
I Had Dual Air Bags Once
Jack Ziegler
New Yorker November 1st, 1993
Arnie Levin
It's Informal
Lawrence Reynolds
But You Just Bought A New Pair Of Overalls Last
Claude Smith
New Yorker May 2nd, 1942
Roberta Macdonald
New Yorker March 7th, 1942
Alan Dunn