He's Dead. Would You Like His Voice Mail?
David Sipress
You've Reached Kara's Phone
Kendra Allenby
They're Out. It's The Damn Answering Machine
Charles Barsotti
The Person You are Trying to Reach is Available
Anjali Chandrashekar
You Have Reached The Home Of Henry And Maureen
George Booth
Two Men In Suits Riding In A Convertible
Michael Crawford
Oh, There's Also A Message Of Inclusion From Bob
Mort Gerberg
The Machine Then Selects The Likely Equations
Chon Day
How Do You Do? So You're The One Who Sings That
Robert Weber