New Yorker July 31st, 1971
Saul Steinberg
Per My Last Email
Liz Montague
It's Been A Crazy Week
Elisabeth McNair
Metrocard Error Messages
Roz Chast
I Don't Understand It
Joe Dator
Jessica's Out of Office Message
Brendan Loper
A Grim Reaper Sits On A Driver's Shoulder
Mark Thompson
A Politician Stands In Front Of An Audience
John O'Brien
In The Operating Room
Edward Koren
A Strong Message
Hartley Lin
A Message From Dimitri
Ian Boothby and Pia Guerra
A Consultant Speaks To Two Businesspeople
Christopher Weyant
New Yorker February 6th, 2017
Alice Cheng
A Man Is On The Couch In His Therapist's Office
Peter C. Vey
Truck With Sign On Back How's My Texting?
John Klossner
Turn the Mug Around
Sophie Lucido Johnson and Sammi Skolmoski
You've Reached Kara's Phone
Kendra Allenby
Fish and Newspaper
Seth Fleishman
Three Mafiosi/gangsters Stand Around An Open
Tom Cheney
New Yorker February 8th, 1982
Jack Ziegler
Thank You For Your E-mail
Elisabeth McNair
Go Home and Face Your Responsibilities
James Stevenson
Almost Done With My Sext
Julia Suits
Got Your Message
Everett S Glenn
A Message In Wooden Blocks
Irving Browning
A Carrier Pigeon Holds A Rolled Up Message
Will McPhail
The Black Hole Of Messages
Jack Ziegler
Another recipe for fish
Peter C Vey
Desperately Needs An Update
Matthew Reuter
Just a K, My Lord
Maddie Dai
Good Will from Planet Earth
Maddie Dai
More Absentee Ballots
Peter C Vey
New Yorker September 12th, 2005
Christopher Weyant
I Wish They'd Quit Sending My Financial
David Sipress
Let Justice Be Served. Pass It On
Robert Weber
You See, Dad, Professor Mcluhan Says
Alan Dunn
Getting Information
Frank Cotham
Easier Than Getting Off The Group Text
Sammi Skolmoski and Sophie Lucido Johnson
The Three Hundred and Sixty Eight Texts
Teresa Burns Parkhurst
Next, A Message Of Importance From Chicken Little
Henry Martin
A Clear Message
Brendan Loper
New Yorker September 21st, 1946
Ralph Newman
More Misinformation
Peter C Vey
Bill Gates Takes Over The Psychic Friends Hotline
Roz Chast
A Presidential Alert
Pia Guerra
King Of All Recorded Messages
Warren Miller
Two Men On An Desert Island Open Messages
Liana Finck
Oh, There's Also A Message Of Inclusion From Bob
Mort Gerberg
I Need You To Delete All My Messages #1
Kaamran Hafeez
Trying Not To Check My Messages
Paul Noth
I Keep Meaning To Read These
Jason Adam Katzenstein
Let's Go Jets
Drew Dernavich
Now Everyone Wants To Talk
Colin Tom
Ask Me To Marry You
Liana Finck
The Republican Party Sends Great Britain
Kim Warp
We're On Our Knees Pleading For Your Help
David Sipress
Thanks For Coming
Emily Bernstein
Try To Stay Calm
Peter Kuper
I Was Afraid Of This
JB Handelsman
Secretary Responding To A Business Call
Drew Dernavich
He's In A Meeting Right Now. Would You Like
Christopher Weyant
Cards For Oneself
Roz Chast
New Yorker December 25th, 2006
Drew Dernavich
Call Jane
Robert Leighton
While You Were Here
Roz Chast
New Yorker April 24th, 1995
Mischa Richter
Fortune Cookies As Served In The State Department
Richard McCallister
'will He Know What This Is Regarding?'
Bruce Eric Kaplan