Food Long Sleeve T-Shirts

Fusilli You Crazy Bastard How Are You?

French Army Knife

New Yorker April 4th, 1988

So this is where the magic happens

The Holy Trinity

Little Girl Handing A Little Boy A Sandwich

No Need to Get the Lawyers Involved

Two Polar Bears Eat Spaghetti And Meatballs. One

He's an Indoor Cat

Well, There's Your Problem Right There - You Need

Doctor To Pig

It's Free But They Sell Your Information

Entering Vermont

A Genie Has Emerged From A Genie Lamp

Of course I love you more than cheese

First Cats To Be Domesticated

A Greasy Plate Of Pancakes

New Yorker July 11th, 2016

A Dog Lies On The Bed In A Psychiatrist's Office

A Scruffy-looking Man Crawls Through The Desert

The Phrase You're Groping For Is 'thank You.'

It's Broccoli

Two Women Speak In A Restaurant

A Cub Polar Bear Exclaims While Family Hunts

A Woman With Her Arms Crossed Addresses

Bungle the Flip

After I Introduce You To Solids

A Bee Thinking Food! And A Flower Thinking Sex!

It's Time To Feed The Cat

Everything That Was Bad For You Is Now Good

A Woman Stands In The Kitchen Helplessly

In A Diner, A Man Holding A Hamburger Speaks

A Little Boy Asks A Little Girl

Who Ordered The Megatelli?

I'm A Gladiator

There's No Point In Our Being Friends If

We Find Pizza Softens The Blow Of Bad News

Guilty! Twelve Months In Provence

I ate all that salad for nothing

You Fermented Everything?

Sorry, Son. Daddy Provides Food, Clothing

That's Where We Differ

Three Scientists Stand By An Enormous Machine

A Woman Speaks To A Man At Their Dinner Table

New Yorker December 18th, 2006

New Yorker August 13th, 1990

Our Cook Is Working Through A Lot Of Stuff

The Artichoke Gives Me All The Energy I Need

I Always Thought The Heavenly Gates

The Fourth Monkey

Money Is Life's Report Card

I Just Dialed 1-800-baguette

Lunchtime

Poppy seed bagels are nothing but trouble

I See You've Discovered The Heirloom Twinkies

It Was Frank's Second Encounter With Balkan

My Father Had A Saying: 'if You Sell A Man A Fish

Oh, Lord! Not Another Wine-and-cheese Party!

Food Critic

We Must Be In The Italian Alps

I Do Need Help

Of Course I Mind

The bees go on the outside

Food Always Tastes Better

More Chick Peas

The State of Our Marriage

Don't Encourage Him

New Yorker October 18th, 2004

You Are Where You Eat

New Yorker April 6th, 1992

Moo Goo Gai Pan Looks Good

New Yorker March 2nd, 1992