Husband Greeting Cards

Why Don't We Make It Simple This Year

Aphids On The Heliotrope

Ned Helped Out

This One's From You Know Who

Like So?

Man In Kitchen Surrounded By Dishes

Loading the Dishwasher

The Market Was Volatile

No Plans Yet

I Wanted To Get That Annie Leibovitz Person

A Man Addressing A Florist

A Wife On The Phone Sits Next To A Bomb

What Is It This Time? My Maleness?

The Crandalls Wish Us A Merry Christmas

A Husband Trips Down Some Stairs In A Parody

I Never Got A Chance To Say 'shut Up.'

Husband And Wife Discuss Summer Plans On A Couch

Cordell Has Switched To A More Music

Howard's Gone On The Tour De France

A Woman Speaks To Her Husband From The Doorway

A Woman Speaks To Her Husband In Bed As She Reads

Scrabble victories

New Yorker December 3, 1938

Cat Lady

Here's One You'll Understand

He Walked

Honey, I'm Home

A Woman Stands In The Doorway Of A Demolished

A Woman Gazes Out Of A Window And Speaks

New Yorker February 13th, 1960

Listen To This: 'extensive Research Has Recently

I Don't Know Why

Stop Bouncing Bits Of Trivia Off People

The Girl I Fell In Love With And Married Was An

Wife In Robe Speaks To Husband Who Is Dressed

Every year he regifts himself to me

I've Noticed You've Taken To Wearing A Lab Coat

If The New York 'times' Knows Everything

New Yorker May 30th, 1988

An Unhappy Woman Speaking On Her Wireless Phone

Bernie Sanders Became President And Everything

When Was The Last Time You Had Your Sexual

One Caveat: If Harvey Keitel

Well, I'll Be Darned. They Had Just Walked Away

If Anyone Wants

I'm Going Out For A Loaf Of Bread

I Expected It To Smell More Like Elizabeth

New Yorker October 26th 1957

I'm Spellbound

The Carefree Woman I Married

A King Carrying Luggage Walks Out On Another Man

You Simply Must Meet My Husband

A Woman In Front Of A Vanity Mirror Speaks

An Accountant Enters The Bedroom Of A Couple Who

Look, If We Never Went To Bed Angry We'd

When We Were Together

New Yorker September 28th, 1998

Whew! I Had A Close Call Today

If You Put Me In Your Novel

It's Gorbachev. Can You Chat?

There Now, Wouldn't It Have Been Silly Of

You're The One Who Should Be 'time's' Man

Look, You Seem Nice, And I Don't Want To Hurt

They Only Had Seven Maids A-milking

Jump in and Correct Me

You Finally Get Me

They've Moved Coverage Of Trump's Campaign

You Never Chase Me Through Back Yards Anymore

Your Late Husband

There's Such A Thing

Why Can't You Use Facebook

We're Buying Into The Dream Of Home Ownership