Language Galaxy Cases

I'd Just Like To Know What In Hell Is Happening

It's Broccoli

'the Berlitz Guide To Parent-teacher Conferences'

In A Way, I Am Kind Of Famous. But You've

I Find That Incessant Barking Eases The Pain

Let Me See The First One Again

Sorry, But I'm Going To Have To Issue

We'll Start Out By Speaking In Simple Declarative

New Yorker September 14th, 1998

When The Court Questions A Witness

Mensa Does Improv

Think Beautiful Thoughts

I Feel Like Tearing Off All Your Clothes

This Is Edward The Great. I Don't Know Any Edward

Locals Resent The Tourists

Those Who Can't Do Teach Others Not To Do

Do You Promise To Maintain Strict Waiter-patron

Mr. And Mrs. Dunlap

Who's Next?

On The One Hand

It's Fancy-schmantzy. I Just Wanted Fancy

There's Still Something About A Yalie-smithie

New Yorker July 16th, 1973

The Language Of Prom Dresses

Mom - What The Hell Was The Jet Set?

Shall I Compare Thee To A Summer's Day?

It Would Be Helpful If The First Words

My Career Doesn't Reflect What My Passions

Shaded Blue Box On Our Org Chart

Let Me Show You The Ropes

Malcolm, It's Ivy. She Needs Access

In Twenty-five Expletives Or Less

I Have Grave Doubts About The Success Of This

'man Who Has Been Everywhere And Is Still Going'

And When Did It ?rst Occur To You That Perhaps

Wait, Those Weren't Lies. That Was Spin!

C'mon, Sugar, Take A Walk On The Mild Side

The Ablative Or The Dative

The Doctor's Lawyer Will See You Now

I'm Afraid That Novel In You Will Have To Come

I'm Not Worrying. I've Got Most Of My Money

New Yorker May 13th, 1996

Which Country Is The Least Mad At Us?

New Yorker January 31st, 2000

Hi There, Philodendron Fans

Then It's Official. The Hell No's Have It

I Suppose, As With Most Differences Of Opinion

Of Course That's Only An Estimate. The Actual

I'm Terribly Worried About Steve

It's My Idiot Husband