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Read Me The Part Again
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It's The Closure Fairy
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This Is A Surprise - He Doesn't Want Any
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Look, I'm Dying. Gotta Go
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Finished With The Living Section?
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I May Have Waffled
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We're Hoping For An Uptick
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Welcome To Lovers' Leap
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'how We Die' - Fabulous!
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Have A Seat. Taxes Is In With Him Now
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We Haven't Done Anything Really Crummy For A Long
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Bert Lahr In A Felt Cap
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You're Hurting my Hand
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Empty Skyscrapers
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The New Snow Days
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Eating the Bay Leaf
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Feel Free to Borrow any Book
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My Butt is Huge
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A Relaxing Weekend
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Already Rolling Over
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Drinking Buddies
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Twisting and Turning
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A Different Machine
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Interest Rate Torture
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Worry About the Flames
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Patience and Fortitude
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Too Much Sunlight
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Out of the Way
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Any Less of a Cactus
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Don't Stare Directly
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Attempting Some Eggs
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