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Read Me The Part Again
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Well, So Much For Happy Hour
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This Is A Surprise - He Doesn't Want Any
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And All This Time I Didn't Think You'd Understand
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It's The Closure Fairy
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Finished With The Living Section?
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I May Have Waffled
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Lee Lorenz
The Top Drawer Was Used To Bury Your Uncle Bertie
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Santa Claus Sits Reading A Newspaper
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Why Would He Take Someone So Toned?
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'how We Die' - Fabulous!
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We Haven't Done Anything Really Crummy For A Long
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Have A Seat. Taxes Is In With Him Now
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Bert Lahr In A Felt Cap
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