The Mind Body Problem
Roz Chast
Thus the Yardbirds begat Cream
David Sipress
We Sue at Dawn
Tom Cheney
Well, There's Your Problem Right There - You Need
Harry Bliss
Wine-Tasting Tour
Roz Chast
I Can't Remember - Do I Work At Home Or Do I Live
David Sipress
Heating Up the Tub
Edward Steed
But if you think about anything for long enough
Will McPhail
Famous Presidential Hand Gestures
Kaamran Hafeez
I Said, 'fetch Chardonnay,' Not 'riesling.'
Harry Bliss
She leaves her shoes all over the place
Liana Finck
This all started with the Fancy Feast
Carolita Johnson
Look If I Have To Explain The Meaning
Paul Noth
Manhole Sauna
Will McPhail
Understand-A-Mole
Will McPhail
Did I Say Sprinkles? Did I Say Foofaraw
Pat Byrnes
Bird wearing virtual reality goggles
Ellis Rosen
Does it spark joy
Maddie Dai
But What If A Tyrant Comes To Power And No One's
Paul Noth
Two older men walk with canes through a park.
Harry Bliss
Refusing To Use An Oxford Comma
Emily Flake
Hearing the first part of almost everything you say
Teresa Burns Parkhurst
Calm Down Guys
David Borchart
Two mobsters lost, dragging a dead body and leaving a trail of blood.
Edward Steed
You lose your phone again
Julia Suits
All Right, But Just One More Episode
Drew Panckeri
Let Me Preface My Remarks By Saying That
Jack Ziegler
Because When It Actually Works They Just Call
Trevor Spaulding
Sorry I'm Late. It Took Me Forever To Find This
Ellis Rosen
You were not supposed to see this
Joe Dator
Ugh we get it
Farley Katz
Icarus crashing
Charlie Hankin
Please, Daddy, Just One More Conspiracy Theory
David Sipress
This Window Has A View Of The Park
Amy Hwang
The Resemblance
Kaamran Hafeez
I Love The Smell Of Diesel In The Morning
Kim Warp
What Do The Instructions Say?
Shannon Wheeler
Big Mother Is Watching You
Benjamin Schwartz
New Yorker April 24th, 2017
John Klossner
It all makes me feel statistically average
Will McPhail
He'd Make A Wonderful Main Character For A Short
William Haefeli
You have a Picasso
Jeremy Nguyen
But I Want A Career
Joe Dator
No, We're Good. This Gentleman Accidentally
Kim Warp
They are really comfy
Carolita Johnson
New Yorker March 27th, 2017
Jason Adam Katzenstein
Small Talk Vortex
Sofia Warren
Quit Hogging The Sheets
Will McPhail
Who's been nibbling at my kale house?
Liana Finck
Our Beloved Job Creator
Tom Chitty
New Yorker May 22nd, 2017
Amy Hwang
Three models lounging in store window
Kate Curtis
Back when we got him Rufus was a child substitute
William Haefeli
24 Hour Roadside Tuba Service
Michael Maslin
This is the music my fitness instructor plays for abdominal crunches
Edward Koren
Bonfire Of The Paperwork
Roz Chast
I Guarantee We Can Find Them Cheaper Online
Trevor Spaulding
Major Shakeup Of The Senior Staff
David Sipress
Our intestinal biomes are joyous
Edward Koren
If anyone here suspects that the algorithm that put these two together might be flawed
Emily Flake
But now it wont stay in mint condition
Benjamin Schwartz
No One Designs For Cat Bodies
Amy Hwang
Please Hurry - I Don't Know How Long My Cat
Drew Panckeri
The Kids At School Were Fine - I Just Keep
Bruce Eric Kaplan
Patient tells therapist
Lars Kenseth
Couple considers car insurance companies based on their funny advertising.
Drew Dernavich
Mother with two children talks to doorman.
William Haefeli
Man asks electrician whether or not he wants to engage in small talk.
Benjamin Schwartz
Cube Collusion
Liza Donnelly