Give A Man A Fish
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I Know It's Just A Political Buzzword
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It's Your Mother. She's Floated Back
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Santa In The Back Of A Cab
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New Yorker January 22nd, 2007
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Yup. I'm Guessing There's Your Problem
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A Father Reads His Daughter A Bedtime Story
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It's Made Entirely Out Of Rejected Resumes
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It Was The Best Of Starbucks. It Was The Worst
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Who Ordered The Megatelli?
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Why? Did You Want One?
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A Large Wooden Horse
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New Yorker August 9th, 2004
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Of All The Markets
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Do You Have Any California Wines That Support
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Sometimes You Just Have To Stop And Bitch
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New Yorker September 12th, 2005
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Is Everything O.k
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Finally The Cat's Away
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I'm Going To Write A Figure On This Paper
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I Guess This Is Me
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New Yorker February 14th, 2005
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The Mark Of True Leadership Is Knowing When
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New Yorker November 27th, 2006
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Sure, It May Be Great For Us, But It's Hell
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New Yorker July 25th, 2005
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He's At That Annoying Age Where They're
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Although It's Nothing Serious
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It's For My Mother. Just Wrap It In An Envelope
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Helen, I Really Wish You Would Respect
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New Yorker September 27th, 2004
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The Last Temptation Of Christo
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Sometimes I Wonder If It's Right To Bring A Child
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I Assume You Need The Money To Buy A New Hat
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New Yorker July 31st, 2006
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Do You Mind If I Give You A Little Destructive
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The Good News Is It's The Size Of A Baseball
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New Yorker March 28th, 2005
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To The Better Mousetrap
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I'm Sorry, Have You Been Grimacing Long?
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No, We're Not Eliminating Your Position, Fischer
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This Suit Is More Of A European Cut
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I'm Going To Need To Speak To Someone From Either
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For The Love Of God
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He's In A Meeting Right Now. Would You Like
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New Yorker June 12th, 2006
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I'm Not Going To Lie To You. That's What
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So Much For Listening To One's Muse
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How Much Of A Gratuity Does Santa Usually Get?
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He Says He No Longer Recognizes Our Mandate
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New Yorker March 27th, 2006
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I Don't Like The Look Of These. I Better Send
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At This Point
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How's Everything?
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All In Favor?
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Do You Think We Can Forgo The Chess Clock Tonight?
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May I Represent You Across The Street?
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A Man Introduces A Lawyer To An Irs Agent
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A Politician Speaks At A Podium
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A Husband Talks To A Wife On A Porch Of A Beach
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Who are you kidding
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I Bark and I Bark
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I'm From New Jersey But I Identify As New York #1
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I was hoping taxes would go first
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The Waves You're Running From
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A Penguin Is Seen Talking To Another Penguin
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Four Founding Fathers Discuss The Writing
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A Man Rakes Leaves In A Tiny Bonsai Tree
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New Yorker September 6th, 1999
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Your Eggs
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Now We Just Have To Sit Back And Wait For The Fed
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