New Yorker July 10th, 1954
Mischa Richter
Does This Make Me Your Bitch?
Pat Byrnes
Turn Off Smoke Alarm
Lars Kenseth
Please Remove Your Shoes
Asher Perlman
And this one is made of ancient crystals
Teresa Burns Parkhurst
Tiny Hard-To-Remove Stickers
Corey Pandolph and Craig Baldo
May we remove our frock coats
Frank Cotham
I Wish They'd Quit Sending My Financial
David Sipress
New Yorker September 5th, 1936
Otto Soglow
Thank You, Allardyce
Gardner Rea
A New Employee Awaits Work Within His Package
Kaamran Hafeez
New Yorker January 15th, 1944
Chon Day
New Yorker January 5th, 1987
Bernard Schoenbaum
. . . But Perhaps I'm Boring You
Richard Taylor
Bad News, Phil - Due To Federal Funding Cutbacks
Tom Cheney
New Yorker May 17th, 1999
Arnie Levin
I Had Him Declawed
Michael Maslin
'perceptual And Kinetic Art Have An Intertwined
James Stevenson
May We Play Through?
Mischa Richter
He's Got To Be In Here Somewhere!
Kenneth Mahood
My God, There's Been A Terrible Accident
Charles Barsotti
Replacing The Burger Tanks At Mr. Big's
Jack Ziegler
Is This Good For Taking Stockings Off?
Ned Hilton
Take Greg Out In Post
Ellis Rosen
New Yorker May 11th, 2009
Tom Cheney
Notice Anything Different?
Tom Cheney
Zostra And Professor Dimitroff Have Been Marooned
Gluyas Williams
Is That All You Can Say - 'it's Not Messy'?
James Stevenson
Then Remove The Beef From The Marinade And Saute
Edward Frascino
Sir Sir Kindly Remove The Bolo Tie And Set
Tom Cheney
Leave the Pimento
Roland High
Twice Removed
Maira Kalman
A Mad Scientist Removes A Jar From The Laboratory
Robert Leighton
The Intercooler Removes Heat
Tom Cheney
Counsellor Will Instruct His Client To Remove
Jack Ziegler
Sorry, But It's Store Policy To Remove Man Buns
Farley Katz
Howard Is My Second Husband Once Removed
Edward Koren
Would You Please Remove Your License
Michael Maslin
A Plumber Removes A Macaroni-shaped Pipe
Amy Hwang
Use thy core
David Sipress
Nudism For Beginners
Rich Sparks
A Man In A Suit Lays On A Massage Table
Drew Panckeri
A Talking Tree Says To Another
Avi Steinberg
Where in the Hell Have You Been?
Sara Lautman
Two Medieval-age Women Are Seen Walking
Paul Noth
While We're At Supper
Jack Ziegler
That Explains So Much
Benjamin Schwartz
We've Been Married For Twenty-five Years. Perhaps
Peter C. Vey
Mr. Hanlon Will Be Out For A Few Weeks
Lee Lorenz
ACM - Automatic Congressman
Tom Chitty
These Are Saved
Jeremy Nguyen
New Yorker February 7, 2022
Liana Finck
Civil Penalties Force Trump to Sell
Adam Douglas Thompson
Colorado Removes Me
Brooke Bourgeois