'retirement Training Program'
Very Good
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Why did we program it to recognize sarcastic compliments
Benjamin Schwartz
New Yorker April 29th, 1950
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Operation Warp Speed
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This New App
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Doctor, You must<$> Stop Addressing
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Well, Actually, We're Watching 'gunsmoke,' But
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New Yorker December 25th, 1954
Charles E. Martin
Morning Lineup Of Programs On Asc
Roz Chast
Today, We Examined Our Life Styles, We Evaluated
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Robinson Was A Firm Believer In A Thorough
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. . . Yes, Sir, Folks . . . And Furthermore
Dana Fradon
We Hate To Break Into The 'macneil/lehrer Report
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I'm So Excited I Can Hardly Bear It. He Turned
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America's Funniest Conspiracy Theories
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Ilke Chase
Horst P. Horst
The Mainbocher Corset
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Norma Shearer And Leslie Howard Was In 'romeo
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Well, What'll It Be? Channel 13? Or
Frank Modell
See You, Fellas. I Have To Go Watch Folk Songs
Lee Lorenz
You're My Daddy And I Love
William O'Brian
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I Like Everything Big Bird's Ever Done
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. . . Then I Put It In A Very Hot Oven Right
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Look, Mr. Rogers, My Stuff Is Down To Earth. I'm
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The Reading Public
. . . And Now The Prince
Gluyas Williams
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Robert J. Day
Hello, Momma
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A Man On The Sidewalk Notices The Storefront
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Sometimes I Think There Are Too Many Good Things
Lee Lorenz
Four O'clock
Robert Weber
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We'll Be Turning To The Sports In Just A Moment
Stan Hunt
Henry, Is There A Moral To Our Story?
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You Might As Well Knock
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When We Used To Listen To The Radio
Frank Modell
Educational Tv Is For People Who Are Unable
Warren Miller
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Suppose, For Instance, You Want To Go
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Stay Tuned To This Station - Stay Tuned To This
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Alan Dunn
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George Price
I Don't Know How To Break It To Tucker. He's
Alain
Oh, Willard, 'information Please' Is On
Perry Barlow
. . . So Make A Habit Of Straining The Drippings
Perry Barlow
Viewer Discretion Is Advised
David Sipress
It's Just College Basketball
Christopher Weyant
New Yorker December 2 1950
Constantin Alajalov
No More Thrones
Farley Katz
Next Season, on Succession
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And, When We Come Back, Liz Will Be Here
Michael Crawford
Oh, Goody. More Reality-based Crap
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Sorry, Friend, But If They're Going To Mess
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The Young Guy On 'nothing Sacred' Reminds
Donald Reilly
I Never Knew Who Was Who Until The Other One Left
Jon Age
And Now Here's Jerome With An Overview
Mike Twohy
That's Mr. Panasovich
Stan Hunt
I Can't Bear The Suspense
James Stevenson
Read Me
Bernard Schoenbaum
Hey, Marge, Your Sweetie, Alistair Cooke, Is On
Frank Modell
Who The Hell Do You Think You're Kidding?
Frank Modell
New Yorker October 15th, 1966
Warren Miller
Remember What The Doctor Said - Only
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