My Wife Art

A Golfer Enters An Operating Room Where His Golf

Tom Cheney

Cold and Self Serving

Dan Misdea

I'm Going To Get My Old Dog

George Booth

A Father Speaks To A Man Under An Umbrella

Joe Dator

My Hearing is Fine

David Sipress

No Plans Yet

Teresa Burns Parkhurst

A Fish Walks In On Another Fish In Bed

Shannon Wheeler

If My Wife Still Loved Me

Carolita Johnson

My Insurance Dad

Jack Ziegler

Excuse My Wife

Warren Miller

Rest assured. My wife will do it.

Joe Dator

Her new husband

Edward Steed

What Is It This Time? My Maleness?

William Hamilton

Would You Do Me The Honor?

Suerynn Lee

Wearing a Monkey

Joe Dator

New Yorker March 13th, 2006

Michael Crawford

New Yorker March 31st, 1975

Lou Myers

My Wife's Lawyer Doesn't Understand Me

Mischa Richter

My Mother Sends You Her Remorse

Victoria Roberts

My Husband Is No-frills

Al Ross

I'm Sorry If My Income Is Hurtful To You

Mike Twohy

If You Don't Like My Apples

William Steig

And When You Said That My Pesto Was The Best

Liza Donnelly

This Is My Favorite Part Of Our Summer Vacation

Michael Maslin

I'll Abandon My Medium-and Shorter-range Missiles

Dana Fradon

Well, You Don't Have To Bite My Head Off -

Donald Reilly

I'm Staying In My Nightie Until 1997

Victoria Roberts

Howard, You've Met My Ukulele Ladies Before

Victoria Roberts

My Grandmother's Amish Star Quilt

Julia Suits

My Goal Is Vengeance

Sophie Lucido Johnson and Sammi Skolmoski

This Rock On My Finger

Liza Donnelly

Does This Toga Make My Gluteus Look Maximus?

Robert Leighton

Mama And I Fixed A Lovely Dinner. I Used

George Booth

To My Wife Of Fifteen Years - Arguably The Best

Edward Koren

You'll Have To Excuse My Wife. She's A Bit

Warren Miller

Sorry, Guys, My Wives Won't Let Me Leave

Frank Cotham

It's My Wife - She's Trying To Lure Ships

Nick Downes

An About To Be Executed By A Group Of Civilians

Frank Cotham

It's A Sampler

Victoria Roberts

I Remember A Time When You Thought Sectioning

Michael Maslin

For Our Paper Anniversary

George Price

Ready, Harold? You're The Wicked Troll And I'm

George Booth

Love my Enemies

JB Handelsman

Are My Little Buttons Too Provocative?

George Booth

I Don't Care. I've Wanted One All My Life

Louis Jamme

When I Asked You To Join My Book Club

Peter C. Vey

A Wife Greets Her Husband In The Doorway

Jennifer Saura

It's Against My Religion To Serve Middle Aged

David Sipress

I'm Not Losing My Memory. I'm Living In The Now

William Haefeli

Some Of My Peonies Go Back To 1872

George Booth

I'm Not In One Of My Moods. I'm In One

Victoria Roberts

My Third Day Back At The Office

Victoria Roberts

My Sullen and Resentful Family

Warren Miller

My Pompousness

JB Handelsman

My God, Jack, How Many Times Have I Wished

Robert Weber

My Day? One Amazing Slam-dunk After Another

James Stevenson

My Horoscope Says I'm To Beware Of An Unexpected

Boris Drucker

My God! I Went To Sleep A Democrat And I've

Dana Fradon

My Advice, Dearie, Is To Get Him To Open A Joint

Garrett Price

A Little Girl Plays With Her Dolls As A Confused

Amy Hwang

I Can't Sleep. I Think I'll Get Up And Solve All

David Sipress

A Woman Gazes Out Of A Window And Speaks

William Haefeli

I Just Feel Fortunate To Live In A World

Peter C. Vey

I Wrote My Own Vows

Barbara Smaller

Coveting My Neighbor's Wife

JB Handelsman

Don't Snap My Head Off

Perry Barlow

It's Better Than My Mother's Cooking But

Joseph Farris

Hey, Did You Send My Pajamas To The Laundry

Garrett Price

It Will Increase My Sexual Desire But

Christopher Weyant

The Amazon Employee Who Packed My Headphones

Kaamran Hafeez

It's My Idiot Husband

JB Handelsman

I've Stopped Caring What My Husband Says

Warren Miller