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I'd Just Like To Know What In Hell Is Happening
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'ip Gissa Gul'
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I Can't Believe You Symbolize Peace When You're
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Way Too General Practitioner
Harry Bliss
A Politician Speaks At A Podium
Christopher Weyant
Live Laugh Love
Roz Chast
Give A Man A Fish
Christopher Weyant
Curiosity
James Stevenson
From The Top - 'Watermelon Man.'
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My one regret is not napping more
Amy Hwang
Oh, God! Here Comes Little Miss Perky
Lee Lorenz
Word Around School
Lars Kenseth
That Kind Of Restlessness
Anne Fizzard
His Last Words Were 'let's Go
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Al Ross
'little Things'
Roz Chast
Have You Given Much Thought To What Kind Of Job
Barbara Smaller
Release The Bees
Jimmy Craig
Can I Bring You Something Else To Complain About?
David Sipress
I'm Very Impressed
Kaamran Hafeez
Everything About Her Spelled Trouble
Erik Hilgerdt
Nano A Nano
Peter Mueller
You know the words
Benjamin Schwartz
No, But I Can Tell You The Meaning Of Whole Or
Michael Shaw
New Yorker March 29th, 1969
Robert J Day
I'm Making An Effort To Limit My Dependence
Drew Dernavich
The Weeds - I Want 'em Whacked
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If You're On A Budget
Carolita Johnson
They're Harmless When They're Alone
Peter C. Vey
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Frank Cotham
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Roz Chast
You Know Who's A Big Pain In The Ass? Europe
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Remember, We Can Only Afford To Do All This Pro
Pat Byrnes
Is There A Dramaturge In The House?
Victoria Roberts
I Think This One's In The Bag
Zachary Kanin
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Roz Chast
New Yorker November 21st, 1994
Arnie Levin
Why, I Believe You're Right. This Is Mont Blanc
Frank Modell
Want To Bitch For One More Lap?
Kim Warp
Not going to use the word blame
Pia Guerra
How Much For The Couch Without The Potato?
George Booth
Mensa Does Improv
Charlie Hankin
I'll Say A Normal Word
J.C. Duffy
I'm Not Trying To Say Anything - I'm Just Talking
Bruce Eric Kaplan
Sometimes You Just Have To Stop And Bitch
Christopher Weyant
I'll Take Care Of It Impersonally
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I'm Not Going To Shoot The Messenger
Barbara Smaller
I Just Get A Little Tense Before Everything
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Mort Gerberg
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Don't Bother Waiting Up Tonight. I've Got
Michael Crawford
Well, Now That You Have It, You Can Stop Worrying
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My God, I Was Just Wondering What Happened To Him
Charles Barsotti
It's A Lot Of Pressure On Me Not To Pressure Him
Barbara Smaller
If You're Happy And You Know
Robert Leighton
Persons Of Faith
Roz Chast
Leave Room For Gin
Jonny Cohen
Doctor Talking To Patient On Examing Table
David Sipress
I Hope You Don't Think That You Have A Monopoly
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I Suppose We Could Burst Onto The Literary Scene
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The Hell With The Past - I'd Like To Put
Robert Weber
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I Won't Be In Tomorrow. I'm Taking A Personal
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Moose Told Dog
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I'm Catching Up On My Inertia
William Haefeli
I'm An Optometrist
Michael Maslin
That Word Puzzle Gloat
Julia Suits
We're Interested In Words
Frank Cotham
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Saul Steinberg
Mozart At Three
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