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My one regret is not napping more
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You Gotta Learn To Live In The Moment
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A Pigeon's Dream
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I Wish I Were A Better Speck Of Dust
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Make a different wish
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An In-Ground Moat
Justin Sheen
If I Could Do Only One Thing Before I Died
Paul Noth
Three Wishes Less Commission
Edward Frascino
Room for all Three of Us
Tom Toro
I Believe I've Earned The Right To Your Respect
Lee Lorenz
Neil Simon, Where Are You?
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I Wish I Had A Real Boy
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The Magic Bean Genie
Farley Katz
New Yorker May 19th, 1997
Roz Chast
Stop calling them wishes
Sara Lautman
I Wish They'd Quit Sending My Financial
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I wish I had a house like yours
William Haefeli
My Affairs
Bruce Eric Kaplan
Drive you to the airport
Lars Kenseth
Wishing Wells For Republicans And Democrats
Christopher Weyant
Don't Overthink It
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The Magic Bean Genie #1
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Being Our Dog
Michael Maslin
Pay Someone A Compliment
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My Goodness! Your Dear Old Uncle Seems
Peter Arno
Other People's Towels
Amy Hwang
I Wish We Could Be This Happy
Zachary Kanin
I Wish I'd Spent More Time
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Your Third Wish
Peter C Vey
The Good Fairy And The One Wish
Carl Rose
Oh, Mummy, Don't You Wish It Were Real?
Richard Taylor
A Man In Bed With His Wife Wishes Upon A Star
Harry Bliss
I Wish You'd Open Up To Me. I Need Some
William Haefeli
His Final Wish Was That All His Medical Bills
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Make A Wish
Richard Decker
I'm Just Saying
Robert Leighton
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Warren Miller
Food In My Hat
Lonnie Milsap
Vote That Way
Peter C Vey
Come To Think Of It
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A Fairy Is Seen Talking To A Man Seated
Tom Cheney
Untamed Rage Detectors
Teresa Burns Parkhurst
King Priam Stands On A Parapet
David Sipress
Wearing A Sports Bra
Sofia Warren
Valentines For Real Estate
Roz Chast
The Magic Lamp
Tom Chitty
New Yorker January 24th, 1994
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Your Little Blanket
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Our Silences
David Sipress
Godzilla, Carrying Bags From The Grocery Store
Kim Warp
I love working at the North Pole
Joe Dator
Endless Summer Vacation
Avi Steinberg
As Beautiful To Live On
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The Joys Of Staying In
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This Could be Yours Someday
Frank Cotham
Your Present Difficulties
JB Handelsman
Even Though He's Dead
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By Ant Standards
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I Want a Curveball
Jason Adam Katzenstein
A Man Vacuums At His Mother's Funeral
John Klossner
My French Phone
Alan Dunn
Miserable timeline
Emily Flake
Happy Fiscal Year
Garrett Price