A Genie Has Emerged From A Genie Lamp
Trevor Hoey
I wish I had a salary that disgusted people
Amy Hwang
My one regret is not napping more
Amy Hwang
I Wish I Were A Better Speck Of Dust
Bruce Eric Kaplan
An In-Ground Moat
Justin Sheen
Make a different wish
Drew Dernavich
Stop calling them wishes
Sara Lautman
Three Wishes Less Commission
Edward Frascino
New Yorker May 19th, 1997
Roz Chast
Neil Simon, Where Are You?
Robert Weber
If I Could Do Only One Thing Before I Died
Paul Noth
I Wish They'd Quit Sending My Financial
David Sipress
I wish I had a house like yours
William Haefeli
Drive you to the airport
Lars Kenseth
Wishing Wells For Republicans And Democrats
Christopher Weyant
The Magic Bean Genie
Farley Katz
My Affairs
Bruce Eric Kaplan
Being Our Dog
Michael Maslin
I Believe I've Earned The Right To Your Respect
Lee Lorenz
I Wish I'd Spent More Time
Jose Arroyo and Rob Kutner
Your Third Wish
Peter C Vey
The Good Fairy And The One Wish
Carl Rose
Oh, Mummy, Don't You Wish It Were Real?
Richard Taylor
A Man In Bed With His Wife Wishes Upon A Star
Harry Bliss
I Wish You'd Open Up To Me. I Need Some
William Haefeli
His Final Wish Was That All His Medical Bills
Frank Cotham
Make A Wish
Richard Decker
A Fairy Is Seen Talking To A Man Seated
Tom Cheney
King Priam Stands On A Parapet
David Sipress
Wearing A Sports Bra
Sofia Warren
The Magic Lamp
Tom Chitty
Valentines For Real Estate
Roz Chast
My Goodness! Your Dear Old Uncle Seems
Peter Arno
New Yorker January 24th, 1994
Mort Gerberg
Our Silences
David Sipress
Godzilla, Carrying Bags From The Grocery Store
Kim Warp
As Beautiful To Live On
Lars Kenseth
A Man Vacuums At His Mother's Funeral
John Klossner
My French Phone
Alan Dunn
I love working at the North Pole
Joe Dator
Miserable timeline
Emily Flake
Endless Summer Vacation
Avi Steinberg
I'm Just Saying
Robert Leighton
Food In My Hat
Lonnie Milsap
Happy Fiscal Year
Garrett Price
If I Had It All
Dana Fradon
New Yorker July 31st, 1978
Charles Barsotti
Could Your Company Handle A Birthday Yodel?
Chon Day
Title: The Faith-based Family. A Family Sits
Roz Chast
You Really Just Want To Watch Me Punch Myself
Farley Katz
Two Women With Shopping Bags Walk
Bruce Eric Kaplan
New Yorker October 8th, 2007
Bruce Eric Kaplan
Vive La Resistance
Roz Chast
This Spring Try Life's End:
'clothing For People
Roz Chast
'hillary's Listening Tour Of Apartment 8-b'
Roz Chast
Do You Think You Can Manage A Smile? It's Only
Frank Modell
Of Course, I Wouldn't Want To Go Over Dad's Head
Garrett Price
New Yorker February 19th, 1949
Saul Steinberg
It Would Be A Happy Day For Me If Ed Could Get
Robert J. Day
New Yorker December 6th, 1941
George Price
I Regard This As Grounds For Optimism
James Stevenson
You Gotta Learn To Live In The Moment
Karl Stevens
A Pigeon's Dream
Roz Chast
Wish We'd Seen That
Pia Guerra
Do You Ever Have Days When You Wish
Chon Day
I Wish I'd Never Bought Harold That 3-d Printer
Shannon Wheeler