I Wanted This To Work
Tadhg Ferry
The Appalachian Trail
Emily Flake
All The Fries
Pia Guerra and Ian Boothby
Our thoughts and prayers
Bruce Eric Kaplan
I've Decided To Go To Law School
Julia Suits
Nobody Did Anything
David Sipress
People Wanted Her To Act More Like Bernie
Benjamin Schwartz
Something From The Met
Victoria Roberts
Which is the best variety
Teresa Burns Parkhurst
A Man Speaks To An Airport Attendant
Joe Dator
Someplace Off The Beaten Path
David Sipress
Away From The Hustle And Bustle
Teresa Burns Parkhurst
'the Tragedy Of Prosperity'
Roz Chast
Opp'y Of A Lifetime
Roz Chast
Why, Jimmy! Just What I Wanted! Grand Theft Auto
Lee Lorenz
I've Always Wanted To Learn To Swim
Kaamran Hafeez and Vincent Coca
Got Your Message
Everett S Glenn
How Football Works
Sammi Skolmoski and Sophie Lucido Johnson
All the Things we Never Had
Michael Maslin
A grownup haircut
Zachary Kanin
A Fish Skeleton With A Head Speaks To Another
Michael Crawford
New Yorker July 3rd, 1943
Mischa Richter
Can you hold my place in line
Peter C Vey
Sorry for knocking on your door
Bruce Eric Kaplan
One More Procedure
Kim Warp
Until Inauguration Day
Anne Fizzard
One Of The World's Richest Men
JB Handelsman
Two Businessmen Look Into A Cubicle Which
Peter C Vey
Texting your boyfriends
Emma Hunsinger
Four Years Later
Leonard Dove
New Yorker November 13th, 1943
Chon Day
New Yorker March 28th, 1994
Victoria Roberts
I Could Certainly Use ?ve Hundred Dollars
Kemp Starrett
New Yorker June 3rd, 1944
Roy Williams
My God, Johnson! Couldn't You Have Got A More
Carl Rose
New Yorker October 9th, 1943
Chon Day
New Yorker May 9th, 1942 #1
Alain
'paid Advertisement'
Roz Chast
New Yorker October 2nd, 1943
Otto Soglow
I Saw Your Ad In The Newspaper For A Cost Clerk
Garrett Price
New Yorker February 21st, 1942
Chon Day
Trying To Get Into Foraging
Bruce Eric Kaplan
Woodwork Clothes
Roz Chast
From Here On I'm Hot
Richard Decker
New Yorker February 19th, 1944
Otto Soglow
He's Very Angry. He Wanted The Tuna And Egg
Arnie Levin
It's Fancy-schmantzy. I Just Wanted Fancy
Arnie Levin
I Wanted To Get That Annie Leibovitz Person
Robert Weber
Here Are The Numbers You Wanted Cooked
Dana Fradon
Elsie, You're All I Ever Wanted In A Woman -
Edward Frascino
If You Wanted The No-smoking Section
Eldon Dedini
If My Mother And Father Had Wanted To See Yves
Robert Weber
I Wanted To Do That
Ariel Molvig
Hey, Just Wanted To Say Loved 'merchant.'
Donald Reilly
You're The One Who Wanted A Boyfriend - You Play
Michael Maslin
I've Always Wanted To Go To Consecutive
George Booth
I Got What I Wanted
William Hamilton
I Don't Care. I've Wanted One All My Life
Louis Jamme
I Know This Is What You've Always Wanted
Michael Maslin
The Reverend Dr. Epps Wanted In Vestry
Alan Dunn
This Is All I Ever Really Wanted. Just A Corner
Boris Drucker
All I Ever Wanted Was One Of Those Gizmos That
Erik Hilgerdt
This Is What He Would Have Wanted -
David Sipress
If We'd Wanted Running Commentary
William Haefeli
Have You Ever Wanted Something So Bad That You'd
Frank Cotham
My Boyfriend Is The Son My Parents Always Wanted
William Haefeli
You Wanted To Miss The Matisse Show
Victoria Roberts