It's Not You - It's Natural Selection
Carolita Johnson
The Wheel of No
Roz Chast
A Mathematician In A Room Full Of Stacked Papers
Tom Cheney
Your Book Is A Masterpiece
Robert Weber
Two Casting Directors Speak To An Auditioning
Charlie Hankin
I Too Want Companionship
Barbara Smaller
Man Stands Outside Woman's Apartment
Barbara Smaller
Cheer Up, Nicole! What Does Princeton Know?
Michael Crawford
A Woman Answering Phones For 311 Denies A Request
Emily Flake
A Female Math Professor Speaks To A Man
Paul Noth
Discouraging To Hear
Richard Taylor
Something You Can Sell On Etsy
Emily Flake
I Was Only Dating You For the Kitch Value
Joe Dator
It's Made Entirely Out Of Rejected Resumes
Christopher Weyant
Don't Cry, Mom. Lots Of Parents Have Children
Barbara Smaller
I'm Desperately In Need Of A New Husband -
Michael Maslin
You're Darn Right I'm A Puritan!
Frank Modell
I just got out of a long thing
Sara Lautman
Dramedy
Jason Adam Katzenstein
A Man Takes Down A Woman's Phone Number At A Bar
William Haefeli
God Turns His Back On A Man
Liana Finck
I'm Afraid It's Very Close To Something We've
Bernard Schoenbaum
Congratulations! Your Manuscript
David Sipress
New Yorker January 1st, 1944
Alfred Frueh
New Yorker October 4th, 1941
Perry Barlow
Not puffy enough for you
Carolita Johnson
Today We're Going To Learn How To Deal
Robert Weber
You Are About To Experience Something Rare
Edward Koren
Wonderful's Been Done
William Haefeli