Live Laugh Love
Roz Chast
That's The Last Time He'll Disseminate
Tom Cheney
My Name Is Ozymandias
George Booth
A Decrepit Man In Ragged Clothing Stands
Farley Katz
Logic - The Last Refuge Of A Scoundrel
Al Ross
New Yorker October 28th, 1991
Stuart Leeds
Who Was It Said 'into Each Life Must Come A Cow'?
Al Ross
That Was Not A Quote
Edward Frascino
Waiting For Gotot
Jack Ziegler
Funding For The 'dick Cavett Show'
Stan Hunt
Why Can't He Just Hibernate
James Stevenson
Watch your Small Step
Michael Maslin
Presidential Signpost
Barry Blitt
Two Directors Speak To An Actor At An Audition
Tom Chitty
Obscene Passages
Helen E Hokinson
New Yorker January 15th, 1990
J.P. Rini
The Three Little Overextended Pigs
Roz Chast
Mary One With Horror Show In Progress
Placating
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Mr. Empirical With Antarctica
Small Is Hostile
Michael Crawford
Alice Steddemminger With Stig
Disparate Imagery
Michael Crawford
Wolf Danny With Random
The Work
Michael Crawford
Jimmy Mussolini With Leon
Precious I Cannot Be
Michael Crawford
Kiki & Art With Candide
Matisse Is Dead. Beauty
Michael Crawford
New Yorker April 13th, 1987
Eldon Dedini
New Yorker October 22nd, 1990
John O'Brien
Losers Outnumbered Gainers Today. Still
Arnie Levin
My Father Told
Joseph Mirachi
Caution: Wet Paint
Michael Crawford
'give Me Liberty Or Give Me Death.' Now
Robert Weber
New Yorker December 15th, 1997
Stuart Leeds
New Yorker October 1st, 1990
Jack Ziegler
Bartlett's Unfamiliar Quotations
Roz Chast
Bartlett's Expanded Quotations
Roz Chast
You'll Love It! It's A Tale Told By An Idiot
Bernard Schoenbaum
Incompetent To Stand Trial
Mike Twohy
Play It, Sam
Mischa Richter
Quid Pro Quo Isn't Good Enough
Joseph Mirachi
Twenty-five Cents
Jack Ziegler
You Misquoted St. Thomas Aquinas
Edward Frascino
President Reagan Said Today - And I Probably
Ed Fisher
I Know The King And Queen Were Not Amused
James Stevenson
I Just Love The Way He Goes 'ha
Warren Miller
Wallingford Will Eat And He Will Drink
Stan Hunt
Listen Closely. This Is Going To Be Vintage
Robert Weber
God Moves In A Mysterious Way His Wonders
Edward Frascino
Sumer Is Icumen
William Steig
New Yorker October 27th, 1986
Lou Myers
But, Sir, Many Analysts Consider This Only
Carl Rose
I Say It's Spinach And I Say To Hell
Kaamran Hafeez
As Jerry Brown Says
Sidney Harris
If You Quote Rilke
Michael Crawford
Nevermore. And You Can Quote Me
Ed Fisher
A King Makes Air Quotes With His Fingers
Michael Maslin
When You Quote A Presidential Candidate
James Stevenson
Do You Mind If I Quote You In My Diary?
Richard Decker
Can I Borrow This?
Zoe Si
Larry Couldn't Be Here Today
Drew Dernavich
Langsford, Will You Please Stop Interjecting
Warren Miller
Get Me Dial a Prayer
Perry Barlow
That Old Fifteen Minutes Of Fame Thing
Warren Miller
Eat A Peach
JB Handelsman
alt Whitman Sounds His Barbaric Yawp
JB Handelsman
Let Me Eat Cake
Liana Finck
Some Watcher Of The Skies
JB Handelsman
Let Me Count The Ways
JB Handelsman
The Times Came To Ben For A Quote
William Haefeli