You Have To Declare What You Rob From The Rich
Pat Byrnes
Frantically Acquired Coping Mechanisms
Zoe Si
Tell Them Is Fake News
Pat Byrnes
New Yorker January 8th, 2007
Pat Byrnes
The Weeds - I Want 'em Whacked
Pat Byrnes
Roswell NM 1947
Pat Byrnes
But What If That Guy In The Bleachers Is Right?
Pat Byrnes
Remember, We Can Only Afford To Do All This Pro
Pat Byrnes
Arr, We Found Your Luggage, Captain
Pat Byrnes
I'm Not Hopping Mad
Pat Byrnes
Come On, We're All Going To Sit
Pat Byrnes
I'm Doing A Lot Better Now That I'm Back
Pat Byrnes
How Much Is That In Years Of Tuition?
Pat Byrnes
Either You Left The Tv On Downstairs Or
Pat Byrnes
This Is An Old
Pat Byrnes
But You Can't Miss Her Second-grade
Pat Byrnes
Mother, Please! I Can Spoil My Own Child
Pat Byrnes
Ooh, We're Sooo Impressed
Pat Byrnes
A Man Speaks To A Woman In A Kitchen
Pat Byrnes
Relax. I'm Only Here To See My Osteopath
Pat Byrnes
New Yorker January 22nd, 2007
Pat Byrnes
We Beat The Spread!
Pat Byrnes
The 'ho Ho Ho' Thing - We Get It. By Act II
Pat Byrnes
It's One Of Those Microbrews
Pat Byrnes
New Yorker March 24th, 2008
Pat Byrnes
I'm All For Pushing Them Out Of The Nest
Pat Byrnes
We're Going To The Park To Size
Pat Byrnes
The Right Hand Doesn't Even Know What The Right
Pat Byrnes
Just Because I Didn't Tell You To Shut Up Doesn't
Pat Byrnes
Instant Message
Pat Byrnes
Meth Doesn't Upset My Stomach The Way Coffee Does
Pat Byrnes
In High School
Pat Byrnes
Look, If We Never Went To Bed Angry We'd
Pat Byrnes
This Doesn't Feel The Least Bit Cultish To You?
Pat Byrnes
New Yorker November 28th, 2005
Pat Byrnes
No, The Doctor Isn't Ready For You, But
Pat Byrnes
He Goes To A Real Party Preschool
Pat Byrnes
Put The Punster In With The Mime
Pat Byrnes
New Yorker February 7th, 2005
Pat Byrnes
You Just Come Home And Neglect Her At Night. I'm
Pat Byrnes
A Mother Drops Off Her Kids At Boarding School
Pat Byrnes
I Had It Cut So I Can Style It Professionally
Pat Byrnes
When We Retire
Pat Byrnes
The Legitimate-businessman's Lunch?
Pat Byrnes
Or We Could Turn On The Tv And Let Younger
Pat Byrnes
My Parents Are So Busy Checking The Computer That
Pat Byrnes
Anything That Suggests Corporate Banking
Pat Byrnes
We Adopted Her In China
Pat Byrnes
Do You Even Care About Evil Anymore?
Pat Byrnes
New Yorker November 1st, 2004
Pat Byrnes
I Much Prefer Random Acts Of Kindness
Pat Byrnes
Keep Up The Good Work
James Stevenson
I Could Use A Security Pat Down About Now #1
Mike Twohy
I Bet Pat Harper Would Be Delighted To Get A Fan
Robert Weber
Now, Before I Give My Pat Answer, Does Anyone
Bruce Eric Kaplan
Democratic Party Access For Under $100
Roz Chast
Approval Heaven:
Compliments From Telephone
Roz Chast
New Yorker May 12th, 1986
Mike Twohy
For Your Comfort
Edward Steed
New Yorker December 7th, 1998
Roz Chast
1998: A Look Back
Roz Chast
New Yorker December 7th, 1998 #1
Roz Chast
1998: A Look Back #2
Roz Chast
1998: A Look Back #3
Roz Chast
New Yorker December 7th, 1998 #2
Roz Chast
New Yorker December 7th, 1998 #3
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On Retainer
Brendan Loper
1998: A Look Back
Roz Chast
That's Your Pickup Line
David Sipress