Welcome to Congress
Barry Blitt
Something Drinkable Right Now
Donald Reilly
One Day At A Time
George Booth
I Feed The Cat Nothing But Veggies
George Booth
I Used To Be Old
Robert Weber
Two Grannies Smoke And Drink At A Bar
Paul Noth
If I Die First
George Booth
I Never Thought Turning Eighty Would Be So Much
Carolita Johnson
Whistle, You Dumb Bastard!
George Booth
In My Day, People Died
Bruce Eric Kaplan
Elsie, You're All I Ever Wanted In A Woman -
Edward Frascino
I Think Older Women With Younger Men Threatens
William Hamilton
One Young Woman Says To Another As They Jog
Kim Warp
In Case You Hadn't Noticed
Bruce Eric Kaplan
Soybean Futures Edged Higher Today
George Booth
Play 'misty' For Me
George Price
My Dear, May I Suggest A Little Old-fashioned
Edward Koren
Well, Dear, I'm A Woman, And I'm Mad For George
Donald Reilly
New Yorker February 27th, 2006
David Sipress
Why, Yes, I Do Have Buns Of Steel
Bruce Eric Kaplan
Somehow, In All The Confusion, I Aged
Bruce Eric Kaplan
Good News, Honey - Seventy Is The New Fifty
Victoria Roberts
An Older Rich Woman Tries On Jewelry
William Hamilton
I Was Once A Very Beautiful Woman
Robert Weber
We Located The Hissing Noise
George Booth
For A While After He Retired He Was Lost
William O'Brian
Here Comes Our ?rst V.p
George Booth
Jehoshaphat! Look At That Gait!
George Booth
And Whose Little Marriage Are We?
William Hamilton
There's A Notice From The Co-op Board
Robert Weber
Mrs. Ritterhouse Is Getting Harmonic Tones
George Booth
Now That The Children Are Gone
James Stevenson
It's General Douglas Macarthur
George Booth
I Went Ahead And Got Married Without Knowing
Robert Weber
Harlan's Reached The Age When
Henry Martin
For Heaven's Sake
Bruce Eric Kaplan
Your Dated Look Is Absolutely Tour De Force
Robert Weber
Saints Preserve Us! The Boulevardier Got Another
George Price
Lift Your Stems
George Price
Ah, Fergie And Di!
James Stevenson
Who's My Best Friend?
William Steig
I Wonder If We're Talking About The Same Grace
William Hamilton
Is Rock And Roll Over Yet?
Robert Weber
It's Not Cotton
George Booth
Just One More
William Steig
No, I Didn't Call A Taxi
Eldon Dedini
Women Aren't Going To Take
Lee Lorenz
My Plans For The Day Are Uncertain
George Booth
I Have Heard The Mermaids Singing
Bruce Eric Kaplan
Officer, Everything In The World Is Bothering Me
Bruce Eric Kaplan
New Yorker July 18th, 1994
Warren Miller
I Never Thought I'd Live To See So Many Different
Bruce Eric Kaplan
How Would You Feel If The Mouse Did That To You?
William Steig
Some Men Just Can't Seem To Grow Old Gracefully
Richard Decker
Title: Oldest Living Confederate Widow Continues
Jack Ziegler
Beuford Was Too Old For A Sexual Frenzy
George Booth
Hey, Dinwiddie Twins! Remember Me? Drusilla
George Booth
I Leave Messages In The Pussycats' Little
George Booth
Bedtime story
Frank Cotham
Do You Know What I Like
Robert Weber
A Monkey Winked At Me This Morning
George Booth
Arthritis Pain Formula Anacin
Edward Frascino
If I Could Pick Just One Keepsake
Barbara Smaller
We Can't Wear Vintage - We Are Vintage
Barbara Smaller
Life Sucks And Then You Keep Living
Bruce Eric Kaplan
New Yorker June 21st, 1999
Sidney Harris