A Glass Of Red Wine Speaks On The Phone
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Is that all you can think about
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Comparison is the Thief of Joy
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He Tells It Like It Is
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This Is Chicago
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Rex here has been going on and on about you
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No One Is A Bigger Feminist
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Not Guilty, Because Puppies Do These Things
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Dogs At A Meeting
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A Cat And Dog Play Scrabble In A Kitchen. 'grrr'
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And What Do You Think Will Happen If You Do Get
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First Cats To Be Domesticated
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Power of Attorney
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First Rule - What Happens In Accounting Stays
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No, No, That's Not A Sin, Either. My Goodness
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A Dog With A Neck Cone Is Having His Head
Harry Bliss
A Small Dog Sits A Short Distance Away
Charles Barsotti
New Yorker November 19th, 1949
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Look, I'm Not Saying It's Going To Be Today. But
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Enormous Spoon
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He Was A Very Good Boy
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A Cowboy Talks On A Cell Phone In A Desert
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How Amazon Was Invented
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One Whale Says To Another
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Doctor To Patient Who Appears To Be A Blob
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This Place Is Off The Goddam Charts
Edward Steed
Call Me Michael
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Loading the Dishwasher
Victoria Roberts
Being cute is great but
Pia Guerra
My one regret is not napping more
Amy Hwang
It's Been Moved That We Adjourn For An Afternoon
Charles Barsotti
Murray Wonders
Maddie Dai
Two Shepherds With Conventional Sheep Look
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Four Lawyers Speak At A Conference Table
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See How Insignificant
Colin Tom
I Had An Epiphany
John Kane
Let Me Refresh Your Memory. It Was The Night
Michael Maslin
A Farmer Shows His Son A Barn That Is Locked
Farley Katz
A Rough Seven Years
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Famous Presidential Hand Gestures
Kaamran Hafeez
The answer is a dog
Michael Maslin
This Will All Be Yours
Benjamin Schwartz
New Yorker July 11th, 1988
Jack Ziegler
Mother is Gold
Diana Ejaita
He's Long Gone
Charles Barsotti
Diary Of A Cat:
Roz Chast
The Market Was Volatile
James Stevenson
I Am a Writer
Ellis Rosen
Do Not Be Afraid
Tim Hamilton
'the Berlitz Guide To Parent-teacher Conferences'
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Just For Fun
Teresa Burns Parkhurst
I've Done It Again
Frank Cotham
New Yorker September 27th, 1993
Tom Cheney
Superman Gives His Card To A Woman He Is Saving
Jack Ziegler
This tantrum has been powerful
Elisabeth McNair
The Slippery Slope
Brooke Bourgeois
The Phrase You're Groping For Is 'thank You.'
Lee Lorenz
An Intelligent Dog
Elisabeth McNair
Listen thats a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke
Harry Bliss
Painting Was Her Love
John Klossner
The Planet Is All Wobbly This Morning
George Booth
Woman Is Dressed As A Christmas Tree
Victoria Roberts
That Kind Of Restlessness
Anne Fizzard
Help I've fallen and my son is a disappointment
Lars Kenseth
Results are still preliminary
Drew Panckeri
Business Sisyphus
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I'll Quit When It Stops Being Fun
Mike Twohy
This is boring Lets have children
David Sipress
It's Been A Crazy Week
Elisabeth McNair
Fall Is One Of Many Reasons
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That Thing's Always Been There
Jessica Olien
This Judge Is Known As Tough But Fair
Donald Reilly