Bedtime Stories
Bruce Eric Kaplan
Sure, It May Be Great For Us, But It's Hell
Christopher Weyant
If You Lie Down With Pugs
Victoria Roberts
Businessman Sitting On A Bed In Hotel Room
Jack Ziegler
A Wine Opener And A Bottle Lay In Bed Like
Shannon Wheeler
Hon, Mueller's got this. Come to bed.
Julia Suits
Is that all you can think about
Carolita Johnson
Do I Stay In Bed?
Jacob Breckenridge
Cilantro ruins everything
Benjamin Schwartz
A Boy Lays In Bed Between His Parents #1
Zachary Kanin
His Last Words Were 'let's Go
Mets.'
Al Ross
Could You Stop Making That Breathing Sound?
Harry Bliss
A Man Walks Into A Room To Find His Wife In Bed
Paul Noth
Captionless; Drive Your Man Crazy
Roz Chast
You Have Cookie Breath Again
Lee Lorenz
Couple In Bed
Michael Crawford
Eloise Revisited
Roz Chast
My one regret is not napping more
Amy Hwang
In Bed With A Human Woman
Paul Noth
A Man Lies In Bed
Harry Bliss
It's Only The Wind
Arnie Levin
I Dreamed Lucian Freud Was Coming To Paint Us
Victoria Roberts
New Yorker July 20th, 1998
J.P. Rini
Come Get In Bed
George Booth
I Never Thought I'd Be Saying This
Harry Bliss
We Never Spoon
David Sipress
I Dreamed The Yankees Lost In Game Seven
Harry Bliss
I'd Better Bring In My Plants
Frank Cotham
In The Event Donald Trump Is President
Benjamin Schwartz
Seems Like We Overslept
Victoria Roberts
Of Course, I'd Love To, Geoff. If Only That
Michael Crawford
Honey, Wake Up! I Just Remembered Something
Harry Bliss
A Baseball Player About To Take A Swing Stands
Michael Crawford
I Know The Doctor Said This Is Only A Bad Cold
Edward Frascino
Life With Hans Was Not Always A Bowl Of Cherries
Glen Baxter
Inside of Body Experience
Roz Chast
Man Sitting On Edge Of Bed Looking Out Window
Jack Ziegler
You Don't Need To Sacrifice Good Grammar In Order
Zachary Kanin
That Was My Horse. He's In A Whole Passel
Jack Ziegler
Never Owning a TV
Sarah Kempa
Happy Fortieth. I'll Take The Muscle Tone
Tom Cheney
New Yorker April 26th, 1999
Marisa Acocella Marchetto
Couples Who Read
Peter C Vey
I Feel Like Tearing Off All Your Clothes
Victoria Roberts
Uncle Wiggly Reads A Bedtime Story
Once
Henry Martin
Owen, Look - The Good Sex Fairy
Michael Maslin
I Think We Should All Be Thankful That Bill
William Haefeli
Pop, Tell Me Again How Jazz Came Up The River
Eldon Dedini
An Executioner In Bed Thinks Did I Remember
Jason Adam Katzenstein
The Inner Man
Breakfast In Bed
Gluyas Williams
Wife Addresses Husband As Both Read Books In Bed
Peter C. Vey
An Old Couple Sits In Bed Below Three Windows
Jack Ziegler
Remember When All We Had Was Lots Of Little
Christopher Weyant
A Married Couple Talks In Bed
Frank Cotham
Those Water Glasses
Ellis Rosen
The Intercooler Removes Heat
Tom Cheney
It's Interesting -- With Each Conviction I Learn
Mike Twohy
Mr. Goodrich #1
George Booth
You're Not Getting Enough Proteins
Mischa Richter
New Yorker December 1st, 1997
Warren Miller
I'll Never Forget The Day I Bade Farewell
Glen Baxter
Come And Get
George Booth
I Don't Care If It Is Itty-bitty. Turn It Off!
William Haefeli
I Know What You're Thinking
Harry Bliss
Since We're Both Being Honest
Bruce Eric Kaplan
And They Lived Happily Ever After -
Dean Vietor
Mind If I Take A Moment To Check With My Sex
Bernard Schoenbaum
Not Tonight - I Have The Legal Definition
Frank Cotham
Floyd Benton Wakes Up To Five Inches Of Snow
Henry Martin
When Two People Are In Love
Benjamin Schwartz