All Dogs Go To Heaven
Charles Barsotti
No, No, That's Not A Sin, Either. My Goodness
Charles Barsotti
Rex here has been going on and on about you
Charles Barsotti
Two Angels Speak To Each Other In A Baseball
Zachary Kanin
A Jew Talks To God On His Throne In Heaven
Emily Flake
G-d Slam Dunks On An Angel's Halo
Will McPhail
God Sits In A Throne In Heaven
Liana Finck
Look If I Have To Explain The Meaning
Paul Noth
A Person Now In Heaven Talks To God
Bruce Eric Kaplan
St. Peter Is Talking To A Man Trying To Enter
Lee Lorenz
A Man At Heaven's Gate Pleads To St. Peter
Harry Bliss
Do You Have Anything With A View Of God?
Kim Warp
Angels Smoking Outside Of The Gates Of Heaven
Michael Crawford
One Angel Speaks To Another In Heaven
Zachary Kanin
Blasphemy, Yes, But It Was Funny
Charles Barsotti
Somehow It Never Occurred To Me That If I Lived
Edward Sorel
User Name And Password?
Arnie Levin
Heaven Pharmacy Features Angels Loading
Harry Bliss
Welcome To Heaven
Patrick McKelvie
The Nine Circles Of Heaven
Roz Chast
Actually, I Preferred 'heaven,' Too, But
Lee Lorenz
Two Angels Are Seen Talking In Heaven
Drew Dernavich
A Couple Are Seen In Heaven With St. Peter Acting
Michael Maslin
Wait, Those Weren't Lies. That Was Spin!
Mort Gerberg
The Old Pearly Gates Looked Nice
Mike Twohy
You Don't Look Anything Like Your Pictures
Edward Frascino
Two Angels In Heaven Chase Each Other With Guns
David Borchart
A Bird In Heaven Addresses A Male Angel And Asks
Kim Warp
Jesus Speaks To A Pleading And Begging Man
Emily Flake
An Angel Therapist Takes Notes As God Lays
Carolita Johnson
Surely You Didn't Believe What You Read
Lee Lorenz
Two Angels Watch As Another Angel Flies
Mike Twohy
Well, All Your Good Deeds Appear To Be In Order -
Zachary Kanin
You're Never Going To Be Happy If Your Only
Kim Warp
Excuse Me, Sir. Are You Interested In Going
Boris Drucker
Care For An After-death Mint?
Michael Maslin
New Yorker April 3rd, 2000
Edward Koren
We Design Them Here
Drew Dernavich
I Guess This Is As Good As It Gets
Victoria Roberts
Welcome To Club Dead
Bernard Schoenbaum
Well, According To The Scuttlebutt We're Dead
Bruce Eric Kaplan
Apparently, It Has Something To Do With El Nino
Peter C. Vey
We Signed An Iron-clad Pre-eternity Agreement
Donald Reilly
What About The Redemptive Power Of My Art?
Lee Lorenz
Did You Bring A Duplicate Copy Of Your 'times'
Arnie Levin
Are You Ready To Play 'give Me A Break
Charles Barsotti
It's From My Husband
Ed Arno
I've Been Hearing Nothing But Good Things
Robert Weber
Do You Take Mastercard?
Robert Weber
You're Just In Time. We're Having Vegetarian
Charles Barsotti
New Yorker July 19th, 1999
Paul Karasik
New Yorker August 27th, 2007
Jack Ziegler
What I Miss Is Pressing The Flesh
Al Ross
New Yorker April 13th, 1992
Bernard Schoenbaum
And Twelve: How Did You Learn About Us -
Henry Martin
You Faked Your Death Once Before - How Do I Know
Frank Cotham
We're About Ready To Play 'meet Your Maker
Michael Maslin
An Angel Welcomes A Man Walking Through A Hoop
Lee Lorenz
Why Can't He Just ?y Around Like Everyone Else?
Lee Lorenz
New Yorker March 27th, 2017
Roz Chast
Welcome Aboard. You Are Now Exempt From Federal
Bernard Schoenbaum
This Usually Fixes Things
Navied Mahdavian
It Shall Be Called Peanut Butter
David Ostow
Murder in Heaven
Ellis Rosen
St. Peter Stands At Heaven's Gates
Peter C. Vey
Hitchhiking To Heaven
Kaamran Hafeez
A Business Man Standing In Heaven
Frank Cotham
You're Dead
Zachary Kanin
Most of them have candy
Drew Dernavich
This Is A Little Embarrassing To Admit
Bruce Eric Kaplan