Excuse Me, Thorndyke, But When I Said I Was Glad
Stan Hunt
My Friend and I Have a Bet Going
Sara Lautman
The needs of really rich people
David Sipress
The Information Superhighway
Warren Miller
A Box Delivered To My Box
Colin Tom
Cart In Front Of The Horse
George Booth
Can you watch my stuff
Will McPhail
This Is The Work Table
Joe Dator
Kanye's Crushing Personal Debt
David Sipress
Do You Have A Minute To Talk About The Latest
David Sipress
The High School Of Music And Art
Jack Ziegler
I take full responsibility for my actions
Christopher Weyant
Why Pigeons Don't Migrate
Roz Chast
My Calendar is Jam Packed
Amy Hwang
It's My Idiot Husband
JB Handelsman
I Can Explain
Karl Stevens
Reasons For Having Kids
Elisabeth McNair
Excuse Me, May I See Your Invitation?
Henry Martin
The Wheel of No
Roz Chast
I Would Have Gotten That Report To You Sooner
Bruce Eric Kaplan
Hash This Out
William Haefeli
Between reasons right now
Will McPhail
Autocorrect Made Me
Carolita Johnson
Your Honor, It Would Be A Hardship For Me To Sit
Mike Twohy
I'm Not Going To Make Excuses
Mike Twohy
I Live By My Wits
JB Handelsman
I Think You Look Good
Avi Steinberg
My Personality Type
Amy Hwang
Already Feudal
Frank Cotham
Daily Puzzles Excuse
Teresa Burns Parkhurst
You're Using The Boogeyman As An Excuse To Shut
Bruce Eric Kaplan
But I Tell You My Muscles Are Simply Screaming
Robert J. Day
What Am I Doing?
Ellie Black
Someone dropped me as a baby
Liana Finck
Three People Sit Around A Coffee Table
Edward Steed
That Was My Horse. He's In A Whole Passel
Jack Ziegler
It's Not You
Maggie Larson
Excuse Me - I Think There's Something Wrong
Bruce Eric Kaplan
Besides The Umbrella
Liza Donnelly
. . . And You Can Imagine My Surprise When
Richard Decker
Not Too Busy To Hang Out
Jon Adams
It Wouldn't Be Fair For Us To Get Married
William Haefeli
Excuse Me, But I Think You're In My Seat
Carolita Johnson
Excuse Me, Ladies And Gentlemen. But When
Michael Maslin
Excuse Me, Which Do You Think Is Better - This
David Sipress
Excuse Me. I'm All Through With This
Tom Cheney
Excuse Me, I'm Lost. Can You Direct
Warren Miller
Excuse Me, But Does It Look Like I Have An
Jack Ziegler
Excuse Me, Sir. I Am Prepared To Make
Robert Weber
Excuse Me, But I Wonder If You Could Settle
Helen E. Hokinson
Excuse Me, Sir. May I See Some Identification?
Arnie Levin
Excuse Me, Sir, But Are You Talking
Joseph Mirachi
Excuse Me, Do You Have A Minute For Someone Other
David Sipress
Excuse Me, Sir. Which Way To Lexington Avenue?
Edward Frascino
Excuse Me, Mr. Cransler, It's Another Crybaby
Frank Modell
Excuse Me, Reverend, But What, Exactly
Jack Ziegler
Excuse Me, But Which Is It That Practically Kills
Frank Modell
Excuse Me, But For Some Reason
Carolita Johnson
Excuse Me, Dear - Who Did You Say You Ground
Donald Reilly
Excuse Me, But Was That 'to Wit' Or 'to Woo'?
Arnie Levin
Excuse Me, Senator, But Isn't That The Same Tune
Michael Maslin
Excuse Me, Sir. Are You Interested In Going
Boris Drucker
Well, Excuse Me For Providing A Sweatshop
Jack Ziegler
I Hope You'll Excuse
William Hamilton
I'm Fed Up With Excuses
Lee Lorenz
'ignorance Of The Law Is No Excuse.' Golly!
Warren Miller
A Prisoner In A Dungeon Speaks To A Torturer Who
Zachary Kanin
Professor Hudson
Ellis Rosen
On A Sidewalk A Child Stands Facing A Police
Bruce Eric Kaplan