From The Top - 'Watermelon Man.'
George Booth
Last Chance To Read The Book
Peter C Vey
A Thirty Percent Chance Of It Raining
Karl Stevens
I May Want To Sit. Just Give Me A Chance
Bruce Eric Kaplan
Get Out Of Jail Free Card
Kim Warp
It Has Been So Long
Mads Horwath
A Mother Talks To Her Daughter
Liza Donnelly
Only A Slight Chance of Masks
Tim Hamilton
Harold M.:
He's Sure Taking A Lot Of Chances!
Roz Chast
'last Chance For A Nice Chat'
James Stevenson
Third Chance Will Be The Charm
Mike Twohy
New Yorker June 6th, 1970
Lee Lorenz
Anything Potentially Hazardous
Brendan Loper
Give This To Evers And See That He Passes
Arnie Levin
More Extreme Heat
Dan Misdea
New Yorker September 16th, 1967
Alan Dunn
Are You Sitting On A Large X?
Paul Karasik
It Gets Dark Outside
Sarah Kempa
Completely Surrounded By Throw Pillows
Michael Maslin
Those Rugged Middle-Western Colleges
Perry Barlow
Santa for a thousand years
Joe Dator
How You Got Where You Are Today
Suerynn Lee
Anything You Say
Brendan Loper
Ruining a LIfe
Barbara Smaller
Starting A New Life
Frank Cotham
New Yorker June 11th, 1990
Ed Fisher
New Yorker March 31st, 1975
Lou Myers
He Has To Wear The Spoiler Helmet
Emily Flake
New Yorker September 16th, 1961
Warren Miller
You Can Still Change Your Mind
Carolita Johnson
New Yorker October 23rd, 1971
James Stevenson
I'll ?ip You To See Whose Name Is Listed ?rst If
Joseph Farris
Any Number May Play
George Price
Roll the Dice
Anjali Chandrashekar
Come On, Harry! Let's Get Going!
Robert J. Day
Come Now, Give The System A Chance
Charles Barsotti
I Never Got A Chance To Say 'shut Up.'
Bruce Eric Kaplan
Give Him A Chance
Mort Gerberg
Well, There Goes Our Last Chance For Meaningful
Ed Fisher
Well, It's Official. Any Chance
Jack Ziegler
Your Chances Of Hailing A Cab Are Better If
Liza Donnelly
And, If By Any Chance We Lose Your Case
James Stevenson
Any Chance Of An Upgrade To A Flight That's
David Sipress
I Think We Should Give Day Camp A Chance
Mort Gerberg
And Of Course The Chances Are You'll Land Someone
Gardner Rea
This Is The Chance We've Been Waiting For
George Price
You Don't By Any Remote Chance Happen
Helen E. Hokinson
Is This By Chance A Private Party?
Sydney Hoff
I'd Have Taken A Chance And Shot
Helen E Hokinson
Now, Just Give Me A Chance To Explain
Alan Dunn
One Angel Speaks To Another In Heaven
Zachary Kanin
This Next Song Is About Narrow-minded Record
Edward Steed
Oh, Definitely, I Feel There's A Reason
Charles Barsotti
Hoping the Table is as Nice as the Farm
Peter Mueller
Two Businessmen Speak To Each Other
Charles Barsotti
A Doctor Takes His Patient's Blood Pressure
David Sipress
A Man Walks Down The Street With The Grim Reaper
Christopher Weyant
Harry Wasn't Born Great And He Hasn't Achieved
George Price
A Man In A Tunnel Holds A Flashlight At Another
Jack Ziegler
Expect Tweetstorms Overnight
Pat Byrnes
I Thought I'd Give Western Medicine One More
Edward Koren
After Leaving Reform School
Mischa Richter
Waiter Speaks To A Couple Waiting So Long
Robert Leighton
Man With A Tiny Head Holding A Glass At A Party
Michael Crawford
Sure, Meritocracies Are Fine, But Why Take
Charles Barsotti
It Would Be A Shame If They Surrendered
Jason Patterson
I Know This Is Going To Sound Completely Crazy
William Hamilton
When 'hey Diddle Diddle' Came
Mike Twohy
Sire, The Men Think Your Battle Cry
Donald Reilly
Mr. Blanny Has Suggested That
George Booth