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Thus the Yardbirds begat Cream

Biblically Accurate Spotify Wrapped

And Now, God Help Us All, Rachmaninoff's Concerto

New Yorker February 3rd, 1992

The stars look very different today

Near The End Of Ravel's 'Bolero'

The Strings Are Catgut

The Phitness Quartet

Win The Nobel Prize

What'll It Be - Novocain Or Yanni?

Members At A Board Meeting Sit. One Man

'pairs'

'it Don't Mean A Thing If It Ain't Got That

The Only Thing That's Never Going Away Is Joni

Won't You Please Welcome Edwin Nells -

A Patient Sleeps In A Hospital Room

Temporary Insanity

The Music Was So Loud I Couldn't Hear Myself Talk

He's Going To Feel That Tomorrow

More Squeaky Toy

You're Just In Time. I Permit Him Three Skirls

A Violinist Speaks To A Wildly Gesturing

New Yorker May 16th, 1994

We Tried Six Speakers

Mozart At Three

A Father's Day Gift

That's Show Business

Even less tuba

They Do Have A Calming Presence

Our Song

As Far As I'm Concerned

Can't You Just Say 'scarlatti' Instead