Humor Toddler T-Shirts

I Want To Be Feared As A Tyrant

They Moved to France

Viewer Discretion Is Advised

I Need A Cat Ugly Enough To Be An Internet

Invited To A Cookout

Bark at Every Single thing

A Carefully Worded Email

I Don't Have Time To Talk About This Now. Can't

Ira Glass

Priest Speaks to Gathered Mourners at A Funeral

'how We Die' - Fabulous!

I Want My Ashes Scattered Over Bergdorf's

Happy Fortieth. I'll Take The Muscle Tone

Try Not to Fill up on Bread

His Only Request Was That He Be Buried

Shame on You

Our Body Parts

Thirty Million in Grants

She's Doing It

Take Some Identification With You In Case You Die

Humor Should Be Employed To Defuse Tension

Good News Better News Bad New Worse News

Eating the Bay Leaf

Cats are Supposed to be Aloof

Slower While You're in it

The Sound of the Gentle Waves Kissing the Shore

His Last Words Were 'let's Go Mets.'

Introducing Modernism

Already Melted

Interest Rate Torture

The Riddle of the Sphinx

How To Talk To People

Feel Free to Borrow any Book

Todd Unloaded the Dishwasher

Book me seat me treat me bad

The Secret Life of Owls

The Problem of Pillaging and Plundering Songs

I Love Museums

A Relaxing Weekend

Let Him Finish

The Road to Free Filing

The Funny One

Hat or no Hat?

Candy Broccoli

Goodbye to Back Pain and Pigeons

What Did You do This Weekend?

As a Juror

Comparing Apples and Oranges

Galaxy Date

New Yorker April 24th, 2000

A White Man with a Terrible Personality

Within Three to Five Business Days

A Monster

Not Laughing at You

Patience and Fortitude

A Lending Aquarium

Don't Worry About Me

Corn On The Cod

Clingy Snowman Daily

I Think We Should Go Electric

Perfectly Good Rocks