Drinking Hooded Sweatshirts

French Army Knife

Zbigniew Brezinski's Tips For Teens

An Everything Bagel

Will You Call Me?

Maine? What An Authentic Place To Come From

A Man Walks Past Two Shops

Coffee With the Paper

Make That A Double

A Man Sits In An Armchair In Front

Dickie And I Were So Relieved To Hear That

Ralph Has His Own Little Microbrewery

You Have Cookie Breath Again

I Drink, Therefore I'm Drunk

Kitchens Are My Milieu

It Was A Very Bleak Period In My Life

There's A Smidgen Of Charlie Rose About You

Why Are The Martinis Always Better At Work?

You May Switch To The Less Expensive Wine Now

Drunk And Orderly -- A Woman Reads A Book

Biggers, Two More Luau Sizzlers For Annie

I'm Making An Effort To Limit My Dependence

I Could Be Wrong

A Waiter Speaks To A Couple At A Restaurant Table

After The Breakup Of Bacchus

A Mother Explains To Her Young Daughter Who

Don't You Understand? I Love You! I Need You!

Virtual Holiday Party

Breach Of Contract

I'm Surprised

I'm Afraid We'll Have To Call It Quits

I'm Stone-cold Sober. What Do You Recommend?

To Representation Without Taxation!

Honestly, Paula, I Don't Know What I'd

Something Drinkable Right Now

It Means Taking A Hefty Pay Cut

New Yorker May 29th, 1943

I'll Have The Bourbon Hot Toddy. Make That Two

I Went On Spring Break A Boy And Came Back An

And Try Not To Spill Daddy's Martini

Tough Hombre

That's Why I Hate France

Now What's Yours?

Sure, They Drank It - But Did They Get It?

As Long As You're Grant

Can I Have That With A Twist?

'arf And 'arf

It's One Of Those Microbrews

New Yorker May 30th, 2005