Holiday Long Sleeve T-Shirts

The Last Thanksgiving

'season's Greetings' Looks O.k. To Me. Let's Run

An Indian Chief Speaks To A Pilgrim

I Like Me

Why Don't We Make It Simple This Year

A Father And Child See A Menorah-shaped Christmas

Either Cheer Up Or Take Off The Hat

Let Me Refresh Your Memory. It Was The Night

Turning Into My Mother

This One's From You Know Who

Powerful Women Scare Me

A Young Girl Tells Her Mother

Three Men On Camels Look At The Night Sky. One

Santa In The Back Of A Cab

Two Elves On A Snow-covered Roof Yell

Santa Claus Angrily Crosses Off Names

Three Jews Are Standing In A Line

Gary Basks In The Glow

Woman Is Dressed As A Christmas Tree

An Elf Carrying Briefcase Says To The Man

You Can't Go Wrong With The Traditional Dead

Miss Harwood

Is It Any Wonder You Got Coal In Your Stocking?

'st. Nicholas Day Massacre'

I'm Getting Too Old For A Broom

As Christmas Loomed Ever Nearer

The Actual First Day of Christmas

Last Year's Mistake

New Yorker December 25th, 2006

Hipster Island

Not One Crummy Valentine

She Just Got Her Braces Off

Easter And Passover Island

A Group Of Gangsters Stand With Machine Guns

Santa With His Full Sleigh And Reindeer

People Converse At A Cocktail Party

Three Horror Movie Monsters

A Barber Shows A Smiling Jack-o-lantern The Back

A Young Man Carries A Box Of Fireworks

Every year he regifts himself to me

How the hell am I supposed to compete with that

New Yorker April 14, 2022

Santa Claus Holds An Assault Rifle

An Elf Arrives At A Child's Front Door

A Child Talks To His Mother And Father

God, How Earnest. Whales On Recycled Paper

No, This Is Crazy. We Mustn't

Oh Dear! And We Didn't Send Them A Card!

A Holiday Mood

Killing Time Between Meals

Old Testament Santa

By Easter, A Pardoned Turkey Has Often Lost All

Savor the Moment

This Changes Everything

Preparing Thanksgiving Dinner

And We Didn't Get Anything For Him

Next Christmas I drive the cattle

The Last Thanksgiving

Easter Aliens

Two Tourists/ Explorers On Easter Island Come

We Don't Do Santa Claus

Before We Begin

Your Honor, The Jury Finds The Defendant, Willis

New Yorker December 6 1958

You Won Our Last Argument

New Yorker December 9, 2022

Man Attempting To Rouse Lover From Bed

New Yorker December 26th, 2005

Great. You Move To Mexico

'how We Die' - Fabulous!

Dear Aunt Frieda: Thank You Very Much

I Can't Help That