Word Greeting Cards

I'd Just Like To Know What In Hell Is Happening

Way Too General Practitioner

Give A Man A Fish

Oh, God! Here Comes Little Miss Perky

Can I Bring You Something Else To Complain About?

Live Laugh Love

I Thought I'd Stay Home Today And Accept

I Can't Believe You Symbolize Peace When You're

Curiosity

New Yorker November 14th, 1994

If You're On A Budget

They're Harmless When They're Alone

Surprise

Wait A Minute. We're Lemurs! Lemurs!

We Do All Those Old Tricks Electronically Now

Aristotle With A Bust Of Homer:

That Word Puzzle Gloat

I Think This One's In The Bag

His Last Words Were 'let's Go Mets.'

Everything About Her Spelled Trouble

Nano A Nano

The Hell With The Past - I'd Like To Put

No, But I Can Tell You The Meaning Of Whole Or

I'm Making An Effort To Limit My Dependence

The Weeds - I Want 'em Whacked

New Yorker September 14th, 1998

You know the words

New Yorker January 11th, 1988

Looking Pretty Undocumented

We're Off To The Tweed Bar

Hey, Don't Blame Me. I Don't Make The Laws -

If You're Happy And You Know

I Never Date - I'm Too Niche

New Yorker November 21st, 1994

Why, I Believe You're Right. This Is Mont Blanc

'life Cycle'

Have You Got Anything That Doesn't Look Like

New Yorker November 28th, 2005

It's Not You. It's Me

So - Are You Ready To Reveal Your Sources?

Q: What Happened To Tim And Ed? A: Tim

Senior Charades

He Didn't Have Any Last Words. He Just Sang

Two Cowboys Sit Drinking Beer. A Phonograph Rests

I Have My Pants Put On One Leg At A Time

You Creep!

Fred, This Is Congressman Morlen

New Yorker June 13th, 1994

New Yorker April 26th, 1999

You No'theners

You Drive Yourself Too Hard. You Really

New Yorker May 1st, 1943

Sorry. Dr. Gove Ain't In

Words To Exclamation Points Ratio

How Do You Spell That Word 'ennui' ?

I Wish You Wouldn't Talk About Those Japanese

It's Over Clarissa. Our Relationship

New Yorker November 19th, 1984

I'm Terribly Worried About Steve

Now What's Yours?

New Yorker September 6th, 1941