Half Empty Half Full
Liana Finck
O.k., Everybody. Stand Back! Let It Breathe
John O'Brien
A Waiter Shows A Bottle Of Wine To Two Dinner
David Sipress
Can I Bring You Something Else To Complain About?
David Sipress
An Old Waiter Taking The Orders Of A Couple
Frank Cotham
Waiter To Man Who Has Giant Pile Of All Foods
Tom Cheney
A Waiter Speaks To A Customer Who Is Taking
Joe Dator
Salamlier -- A Waiter Slices Salami For Two
Farley Katz
Waiter Reads The Specials To A Man At Dinner
Christopher Weyant
Hi, I'm Ron. I'll Be Your Waiter This Evening
Mort Gerberg
A Waiter Addresses A Couple Who Are Seated
Paul Noth
A Waiter Makes A Suggestion To A Man And Woman
Harry Bliss
A Waiter Describes The Bottle Of Wine He Holds
Zachary Kanin
You Won't Catch Me Recommending Anything
Al Ross
A Sommelier Holds Up Two Bottles Of Wine
Michael Crawford
The Pasta Muerta Is Very Good Today
Jack Ziegler
Everything, I Take It, Will Be Al Dente
Arnie Levin
Waiter Spraying Insecticide Into Man's Dinner
Rob Esmay
Waiter Speaks To Couple Seated At A Booth
Bruce Eric Kaplan
A Waiter Speaks To Two Chefs In A Kitchen Who
Tom Cheney
A Waiter Sits Down With A Man And Woman On A Date
Peter C. Vey
A Restaurant Diner Says To His Wife As The Waiter
Tom Chitty
A Waiter Speaks To A Couple At A Table
Michael Shaw
A Waiter Stands Over A Couple's Table
Jack Ziegler
A Waiter Addresses Three Men Ordering
William Hamilton
Two Waiters Watch A Woman Eat At A Restaurant
Carolita Johnson
A Waiter Asks A Woman Seated At The Table
Bruce Eric Kaplan
A Waiter Address A Man Ordering In A Restaruant
Mike Twohy
A Waiter Speaks To A Couple At A Restaurant Table
Bruce Eric Kaplan
And The Adjective Of The Day Is 'lucullan.'
Ed Fisher
A Monster Sits
Robert Leighton
A Woman Orders At A Restaurant
Bruce Eric Kaplan
I'm Going Across The Street For A Sandwich
Peter C. Vey
The Gentleman Says 'you Tell Me You've Got
Darrin Bell
May I Recommend The Roast Free-range Chicken
George Booth
You Were Right
Sydney Hoff
A Man Licks His Plate Clean At A Restaurant
Michael Crawford
Excuse Me - I Think There's Something Wrong
Bruce Eric Kaplan
Your Eggs
Christopher Weyant
New Yorker December 20, 2021
Will McPhail
A Man Orders Meatloaf At A Restaurant. The Waiter
Charles Barsotti
A Female Sommelier Presents A Bottle Of Wine
Drew Dernavich
Page 1 Is 'best-sellers.' Page 2 Is 'advice
George Booth
A Man Who Has Been Crawling Through The Desert
Liza Donnelly
A Member Of The Mafia
John Klossner
Are You Folks Ready To Order?
Bernard Schoenbaum
New Yorker March 2nd, 1992
William Steig
Sorry, Sir, But None Of Our Food Is Very Good
Dana Fradon
Sorry, Sir. I'll See That Your Candle Is Lit
Charles Barsotti
I'm Sorry, But You Have To Be Here The Minute
Charles Barsotti
Sorry, But You're Going To Have To Remind Me Who
Michael Maslin
Our Specials Tonight Are Baked Meat Loaf
Henry Martin
When You Asked For My Recommendations
James Stevenson
And Do You Want Your Carbons Whole
Ed Arno
Country Club Dungeon
Jack Ziegler
I Can Recommend The Coho Salmon In A Wine-dill
Arnie Levin
I'm Afraid We'll Need More Time To Fight
Michael Maslin
All Our Vegetables Are Well Done. It's A Return
Robert Weber
A Man And A Woman At A Pre-theater Dinner Taking
Lee Lorenz
Have You Folks Been Menued Yet?
Bernard Schoenbaum
When You've Concluded The Entertainment Portion
Jack Ziegler
Very Classy Choice For A Guy Who's Eating Solo
Warren Miller
Sorry, I Don't Tip. I Find It Degrading
Barbara Smaller
Dinner Comes Complete With Coffee And Your Choice
Arnie Levin
And The Lighting. Candle
Michael Maslin
Let Me Add, My Name Is Martin. And The Lobsters
Ed Fisher
And What, Sir, Would You Care For Me To Recommend?
Michael Ffolkes
Just One More Question: Do You Think Mario Cuomo
Lee Lorenz
With The Pork I'd Recommend An Alsatian White Or
Robert Weber
Pardon Me, Sir, But I'm Afraid We Must Ask
Everett Opie
We'll Have A Bottle Of Your Flattest Water
William Haefeli