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Nobody Hopes That The President Didn't Know #1
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Nobody Did Anything
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Here's To The Best Damned Antagonist A Guy
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A Community Of Data Gatherers
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On The Plus Side We Won't Have Access To The News
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Your Emails May Be Monitored And Recorded
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Nobody Wants Your Google Glass
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Nobody's Electable Anymore
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Nobody Wants To Talk About 2020
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Nobody Wants Butternut Squash in Their Coffee
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Are You Tellling Me We Can't Save The Twinkie
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Take A Deep Breath
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Prevent The Person Who Wins The Election
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Bernie Sanders Became President And Everything
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All This Love Trumps Hate Stuff Got Me Thinking
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I'm All In For Trump He's A Person Of Color
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A Vanity Fair Cover Of A Woman Tightrope Walking
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Most Voters Like You Except When You Open
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Everything's Gone Back To Normal
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Income Tax Form For Donald Trump Only
Kim Warp
All Orders For Ethnic Dishes Are Sent #1
Mike Twohy
I'm Not Going To Waste This Adderall Paying #1
Paul Noth
Your Polling Place Has Been Gerrymandered
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Sue Every Person In The United States Who Doesn't
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The British Are Leaving
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The Hardest Job You'll Ever Make Someone Feel
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I Hear You Reach Nirvana Faster If You Alternate #1
Kaamran Hafeez
Welcome To The Team Guys
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Monument Of The Eternal Conspiracy Theory #1
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People Pay Me To Put Steps On Their Fitbits
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What Do You Have For Planet-warming Gas #1
Kaamran Hafeez
He's In Total Denial About Climate Change
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They Lived Happily
Christopher Weyant
I Was Able To Obtain All Of Your Information
Kaamran Hafeez
At Least Someone's Making America Great
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Monarch Stingingus-greaticus
Kim Warp
So Are We Forming A Rebel Alliance Or What
Benjamin Schwartz
Don't Believe Everything You See On Shark Week
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Check Under The Bed For Bartmans
Benjamin Schwartz
Bernard nobody likes an I told you so
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A Cheater Never Wins
Christopher Weyant
Drink Every Time Sheila Brags About Doing Dry
Emily Flake
If Anyone Has A Reason Why These Two
Christopher Weyant
My Income Tax
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It's Only Considered Torture If He Asks #1
Christopher Weyant