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May I Keep My Collar On?
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Just To Be Safe
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Anyhoo, It's Malignant
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Does This Make Me Your Bitch?
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I Can't Make Any Sense Out Of That
Robert Leighton
Eat Drink And Be Merry
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Where Were You?
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Only Its Tremendous Will To Live Pulled
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Down To The Last Line
Asher Perlman
Who Could Have Imagined That Such A Wonderful
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Doctor, You must<$> Stop Addressing
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The Royal Diagnosis
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They Had Her Psychoanalyzed
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Start Taking Probiotics Now
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New Yorker September 23rd, 1944
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You've Got One Foot In The Grave. Further Testing
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You Picked Up A Bug
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I Don't Like The Look Of These. I Better Send
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Is This Room Chilly
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Now Inhale Deeply
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Brought To You By Tender Leaf Tea
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Are You Sure You're Not Confusing
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I Know A Guy Who Does Amazing Things With Water
Peter Mueller
That's Just What My Mother Used To Say
Charles Saxon
You Should Take It Easy
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Get Out And Mingle
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Haven't You Any Maple-walnut?
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Why, Miss Williams, You've Lost A Little Weight
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Brace Yourself
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My Victim Wants An Aspirin
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Now, With This Diet I'm Putting You On, You'll
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New Yorker September 9th, 1944
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Very Good. Now Without The Glasses
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What He Needs Is A Change Of Scene. Why Don't
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Would This Obligate Me For Foreign Service?
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Good Afternoon
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You Missed A Butt
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New Yorker February 14th, 1942
Alan Ferguson
Boy, Am I Glad I'm Not In Your Shoes!
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Ann, In The Language Of The Layman, I Love You
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New Yorker November 28th, 1942
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Folsom's Seasick
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I Didn't Say Anything
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If You're Going To Be As Particular As All That
Garrett Price
Sounds Expensive
George Booth
Some Watcher Of The Skies
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A Bug From One Of The People You Seized Power From
JB Handelsman
Take These As Directed
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Would You Describe The Pain Everyone Else Causes
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O.k., Can We Get Dressed Now?
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You're Not Ill Yet
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